Crystal people????

Doc Jones · Post by **Doc Jones** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:45 pm

As the late great Louis Armstrong is reputed to have said the the Queen of England when she asked him: "what exactly is jazz?"

Baby if you don't know you ain't never goin' to know!

Doc

Rod Sprague · Post by **Rod Sprague** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:35 am

Grak!
I am one of many “time cops” sent back in time to help rectify problems caused by people trying to “make history better”. The Crystal People are going through an unpleasant phase in their cultural development, but they will eventually become constructive citizens of our future galactic government. They and humanity will look back on this and laugh, just as someday I will laugh about an embarrassing incident Nanohedron brought up involving an orchestra pit at a cocktail party on Ganymede that simply makes me cringe like a naughty puppy now.
Grak!
Captain Verp Tlethl #371845332

amar · Post by **amar** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:49 am

it's all beginning to make sense, I now found out who the crystal people acutally are!!
They are the snap cracle pop elves!!

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:49 am

amar wrote:it's all beginning to make sense, I now found out who the crystal people acutally are!!
They are the snap cracle pop elves!!

Here is their original 1930's moving picture premiere, in all its Technicolor glory, for your downloading pleasure.

Breakfast Pals: The Movie

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 6:12 am

Wow.

35.6 megabytes. I'll rent the home video.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:13 am

Have you ever noticed that when you print something off the Internet, the last page is always just a line or two of useless text, like maybe a copyright line? Why?:

C.P.'s Deforestation plan.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:03 pm

I thought that the Crystal People were former caretakers at my apartment complex. They got busted for it.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:04 pm

DaleWisely wrote:Have you ever noticed that when you print something off the Internet, the last page is always just a line or two of useless text, like maybe a copyright line? Why?:

C.P.'s Deforestation plan.

Ah!

Y'know... I think Weekender might be in the know regarding the Crystal folks, too. He's always calling people C.P.

jluckett · Post by **jluckett** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:36 pm

The Crystal Ship

Before you slip into unconsciousness
I'd like to have another kiss
Another flashing chance at bliss
Another kiss, another kiss

The days are bright and filled with pain
Enclose me in your gentle rain
The time you ran was too insane
We'll meet again, we'll meet again

Oh tell me where your freedom lies
The streets are fields that never die
Deliver me from reasons why
You'd rather cry, I'd rather fly

The crystal ship is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line

- The Doors

Hey! I think I just figured out what REALLY happened to Jim Morrison!

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:00 pm

This might explain why Crystal People are interested in Whistle Players.

Correction: WAD = Whistle Acquisition Disorder

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:25 pm

DaleWisely wrote:Have you ever noticed that when you print something off the Internet, the last page is always just a line or two of useless text, like maybe a copyright line? Why?:

C.P.'s Deforestation plan.

That would mean that Bill Gates is a leader of..##%^C ..MESSAGE BRK VIOLATION OF INTERNET PROTOCAL 12.123.453.234

[ This Message was edited by: Crystal People on 2003-09-07 05:45 ]

and that he reports to the Feder ..**%$$^V ..MESSAGE BRK VIOLATION OF ORG CHART 3..

[ This Message was edited by: Crystal People on 2003-09-07 05:47 ]

You know they initiated the Paperwork Reduction Act that generates more paperwork explaining it than it actually reduces!

I bet that C.P.A. does not stand for Certified Public Accountant either. They are just underlings of the federal agency I.R ..**%$$^V ..MESSAGE BRK VIOLATION OF ORG CHART 2..

[ This Message was edited by: Crystal People on 2003-09-07 05:49 ]

and are just out to remove our money from us. I think all CPA's should be examined for nasal chip implantations.

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:22 pm

Certain tonal sequences have an effect on the Crystal People Communications network. Those particular sequences are referred to as Jigs and Reels.

The only way to prevent invasion is to play your whistle. Listen to the instructions of the undisputed one and keep the planetary defense network in operation. :roll:

Save yourselves, sav^C^C@@$%#### TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL INTERRUPTED - AUTHORIZATION PROTOCOL OPERATIONS OFFICER AMOXICILIN - CRYSTAL PEOPLE NETWORK #####