English As She Is Spoke
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English As She Is Spoke
I've been reading a marvelous book by this title this morning (home sick today with a nasty virus), and thought I'd share a bit about it here. I've decided to make the phrase "Let renounce to the high venison!" part of my vocabulary just because of this book.
So a long time ago Mark Twain wrote an introduction to this Portuguese - English phrasebook, that had first been published in 1855. He said of this book: ""Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect." The book has since been out of print, but is being reprinted now by the folks at McSweeney's Books. It's available at their online store at www.mcsweeneys.net . It's a charming little clothbound book.
Anyway, the authors of the phrasebook didn't actually speak English, or have a Portuguese - English dictionary. They did have a French - Portuguese dictionary, though, and a French - English phrasebook. So you can just imagine. . .
A sample dialog:
HUNTING AND FISHING
by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino
Dâ cáça.
The hunting.
There is it some game in this wood?
Another time there was plenty some black
beasts and thin game, but the poachers
have killed almost all.
Load ours guns.
Look a hare who run! let do him to pursue
for the hounds! it go one's self in the
plonghed land.
Here that it rouse. Let aim it! let make fire
him!
Let renounce to the high venison, we have
some mean already.
Here certainly a very good hunting.
- - - -
Dâ Pésca.
The fishing.
That pond it seems me many multiplied of fishes. Let us amuse rather to the fishing.
Here, there is a wand and some hooks.
Silence! there is a superb perch! Give me
quick the rod, Ah! there is, it is a lamprey.
You mistake you, it is a frog! dip again it in
the water.
Perhaps I will do best to fish with the leap.
Try it! I desire that you may be more happy and more skilful who acertain fisher, what have fished all day without to can take nothing.
And from the same book:
Defects of the body:
A blind
A left handed
A lame
An ugly
A bald
A squint-eyed
A deaf
Weights:
Counterpoise
An obole
A pound an half
A quater ounce
Colours:
White
Gridelin
Cray
Musk
Red
Fishes and shell-fishes:
Calamary
Large lobster
Dorado
Snail
A sorte of fish
Wolf
Hedge hog
Torpedo
Sea-calf
Birds:
Becafico
Heuth-cock
Calendar
Whoop
Stor
Pea cock
Yeung turkey
Pinch
Red-breast, a robin
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And that, fellow Chiffsters, is how she is spoke.
--Aaron
Edited to change a ".com" to a ".net" - thanks!
So a long time ago Mark Twain wrote an introduction to this Portuguese - English phrasebook, that had first been published in 1855. He said of this book: ""Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect." The book has since been out of print, but is being reprinted now by the folks at McSweeney's Books. It's available at their online store at www.mcsweeneys.net . It's a charming little clothbound book.
Anyway, the authors of the phrasebook didn't actually speak English, or have a Portuguese - English dictionary. They did have a French - Portuguese dictionary, though, and a French - English phrasebook. So you can just imagine. . .
A sample dialog:
HUNTING AND FISHING
by Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino
Dâ cáça.
The hunting.
There is it some game in this wood?
Another time there was plenty some black
beasts and thin game, but the poachers
have killed almost all.
Load ours guns.
Look a hare who run! let do him to pursue
for the hounds! it go one's self in the
plonghed land.
Here that it rouse. Let aim it! let make fire
him!
Let renounce to the high venison, we have
some mean already.
Here certainly a very good hunting.
- - - -
Dâ Pésca.
The fishing.
That pond it seems me many multiplied of fishes. Let us amuse rather to the fishing.
Here, there is a wand and some hooks.
Silence! there is a superb perch! Give me
quick the rod, Ah! there is, it is a lamprey.
You mistake you, it is a frog! dip again it in
the water.
Perhaps I will do best to fish with the leap.
Try it! I desire that you may be more happy and more skilful who acertain fisher, what have fished all day without to can take nothing.
And from the same book:
Defects of the body:
A blind
A left handed
A lame
An ugly
A bald
A squint-eyed
A deaf
Weights:
Counterpoise
An obole
A pound an half
A quater ounce
Colours:
White
Gridelin
Cray
Musk
Red
Fishes and shell-fishes:
Calamary
Large lobster
Dorado
Snail
A sorte of fish
Wolf
Hedge hog
Torpedo
Sea-calf
Birds:
Becafico
Heuth-cock
Calendar
Whoop
Stor
Pea cock
Yeung turkey
Pinch
Red-breast, a robin
-----------------------------------------
And that, fellow Chiffsters, is how she is spoke.
--Aaron
Edited to change a ".com" to a ".net" - thanks!
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Oh, more wonderful stuff!
From a section called "Idiotisms and Proverbs":
Entre-me por um ouvido e sabe-me por outro.
What come in to me for an ear yet out for another.
Por dinheiro baila o perro.
Nothing some money, nothing of Swiss.
Isso faz agua no boca.
That make to come water in the mouth.
Fazer torres de vento.
To build castles in Espagnish.
Pedra movedica nunca mofo a cubica
The stone as roll not heap up not foam.
Muda-se como grimpa.
He turns as a weath tutcocl.
Esperar horas e horas.
To craunch the marmoset.
--Aaron, who wonders what craunching a marmoset would entail (aside from a marmoset)
From a section called "Idiotisms and Proverbs":
Entre-me por um ouvido e sabe-me por outro.
What come in to me for an ear yet out for another.
Por dinheiro baila o perro.
Nothing some money, nothing of Swiss.
Isso faz agua no boca.
That make to come water in the mouth.
Fazer torres de vento.
To build castles in Espagnish.
Pedra movedica nunca mofo a cubica
The stone as roll not heap up not foam.
Muda-se como grimpa.
He turns as a weath tutcocl.
Esperar horas e horas.
To craunch the marmoset.
--Aaron, who wonders what craunching a marmoset would entail (aside from a marmoset)
Hello -
I had a bit of trouble finding the information, but I did find it, so here is a direct link.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/04/01collins.html
It didn't seem to be available for order directly from that page, but their yahoo shop carries it for $18:
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/mcsweeneysb ... isspo.html
Incidentally, I also found an interesting section called WARNINGS AFFIXED TO LABORATORY DOORS AT THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/mitdoors/
I had a bit of trouble finding the information, but I did find it, so here is a direct link.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/04/01collins.html
It didn't seem to be available for order directly from that page, but their yahoo shop carries it for $18:
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/mcsweeneysb ... isspo.html
Incidentally, I also found an interesting section called WARNINGS AFFIXED TO LABORATORY DOORS AT THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/mitdoors/
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I was trying to figure out why that verbiage sounded so familiar. Then, I remembered Zoobvika talks like that. Time to update his phrase book.
Tony
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You might want to do a bit of research into the origins and meaning of the word sport and the social and cultural conditions that led to the development of physical activity as a leisure activity. But then again, you might not.Cranberry wrote:Why anybody would fish for 'sport' baffles me.
Bloody mouths, senseless killing (fish, people, birds, whatever) = MURDER.
/Bloomfield
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Cranberry, due to the present-day lack of natural predators (human-induced, to be sure), deer populations now explode, and without culling via hunting, would otherwise be at risk to mass dieoffs due to starvation. This has already been demonstrated. I don't hunt, myself, but even I can see the logic in this. I realize that your thoughts on this matter are well-intentioned indeed, but what alternative would you provide, now that you've hijacked this thread?
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You don't want to be in bed with a sweating, wheezing fat guy who is losing his hear and who keeps tweaked feadogs on the night table... (I don't have dentures, btw. Yet.)Cranberry wrote:
Will you marry me, Bloomfield?
As for the rest: I meant the fact that "sport" as a concept started out as hunting & fishing. 200 years ago, if you proposed "a bit of sport" people would think of hunting, and not of running around in a circle, throwing things pointlessly, or various forms of fighting for access to a ball of one shape or another. Sport was very much an upper-class thing and very much hunting.
As for the hurting, killing, and eating, that's a different matter entirely of course.
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