You ought to be ashamed of yourselves

I’m getting seriously worried about allowing my children to look at this Forum. First, Henke is admitting to cross-fippling. Tak tells us (without a shred of embarassment) that he finds the bowed psaltery attractive. And Steve Hawley enquires about dating antique whistles. It’s disgraceful!

Isn’t it time there was a seperate adults-only section?

Now there’s the 10000th thread, and nobody answers?

:party:

At least we don’t post msg 's! :laughing:
yet!.


P.S.
IF…We had an ADULT section :astonished: what sort of content would it have?

I suggest ‘Nigella Lawson’s guide to tweeking’
“Gently,but FIRMLY grasp the whistle with both hands,and pull the head with a twisting motion…” :astonished: :astonished: :astonished:
Bloody hell-it doesn’t bear thinking about!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Any further suggestions/innuendo/smut?

Adult section? Are there adults here? :laughing:

I’ll have you know that I’m forty four…Going on fifteen in November! :laughing:

:smiley:

It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.

I’ll get in you in the playground later.


:laughing:

Not to mention those topics about workshops, tools and hardware. . .

C’mon guys. . .who’s go the hottest drillpress?

Ummm…my flute drips. Should I see a specialist?

Let try out a theory: I hypothesis that once we start playing tin whistle and hang out on this site, the very fabric of space time is ripped and gets caught on our whistles. Because we’ve got a peice of space-time (mainly time) hanging off of our whistles while we play, it begins to reverse the aging of our brain, causing us to become mentally “younger” (to say it politely) while our bodies, not effected by this bizarre circumstance, continue to age as normally as it can.

Well, you probably should visit a clinic.

I don’t know what you’re smoking Switchfoot but I wish you’d pass it around.

… or maybe it’s the fumes from that burning stuff, LOL!

Anyway, I wouldn’t let my daughter, or son, for that matter, date an antique whistle!

:laughing:

I know what you mean. I’m 56 and still haven’t decided what I want to be when I grow up.

Switchfoot wrote:
Let try out a theory: I hypothesis that once we start playing tin whistle and hang out on this site, the very fabric of space time is ripped and gets caught on our whistles. Because we’ve got a peice of space-time (mainly time) hanging off of our whistles while we play, it begins to reverse the aging of our brain, causing us to become mentally “younger” (to say it politely) while our bodies, not effected by this bizarre circumstance, continue to age as normally as it can.


I don’t know what you’re smoking Switchfoot but I wish you’d pass it around.

Seems obvious to me that Switchfoot (and many others on this site) are smoking their whistles. It’s getting worse - cross fippling (of which I am guilty myself) dripping whistles (not me guv) and hot drill presses. Youse are all mightily obsessed with the size of each others willies, I mean whistles - and now drugs! Illicit smoking whistles. :boggle: My kid aint going on here…

The worst of it is that this place is addictive.

Callybeg

I have been 12 going on 6 ever since 1952, and after playing in a band for a few years, I think that I want to be a musician when I grow up… I heard that they get more

“Dad, I wanna be a musician when I grow up!”

“Son, you can’t have it both ways.”

For those who know what I’m talking about…

“And this one time, at band camp…”

coughs But I wouldn’t know nuthin’ bout that. I’m six, a test on the internet told me so!

runs off with his crayons, whistles, and glue

alex