weird cherries....

Why were you eating mothballs?

They’re the main ingredient in Shoo-moth pie.

No, no, no.

First, you ask if you have ever smelled mothballs?

Then the person says sure.

Then you say, “what did ya do, hold 'em by the wings?”

Nyuk.

Heh. I’ll remember that one. I heard three really bad jokes last evening:

-Two snowmen were sitting outside. One said to the other, “Do you smell carrot?”

-Two birds were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “Do you smell fish?”

-Two muffins were in the oven. One said, “Is it hot in here?”, and the other said, “Holy crap - talking muffin!!!”

They work best if you tell them together so. Groanacious, no?

Actually, that last one was pretty good.

I think I might have gotten the first one. Maybe. :confused:

What are snowmen’s noses made of? So what’s the first thing you think they might smell because of it? :slight_smile:

djm