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So they can make another sci-fi movie. Aerosmith really needs the money.
djm
Frankly, I’d rather not know . . .
Anyway(s), they just want you to believe this was a “solar system object.” You know as well as I do that this was a UFO that blew up. If you want to euphemize that as a “SSO,” that’s fine, as long as you realize they’re just trying to control your mind.
Where are the plans for those tinfoil helmets, anyway? 
Why, they’re under the sink, of course. 
djm
In the small?
so you’re enjoying having a room named after you?
I’d invite you into the jbarter room but with me, Barbie, and Ken already in there it would be a bit of a squeeze.
I’ll just look in, thanks!
I don’t trust that Ken fella…
Those bicycle tire repair kits certainly come in handy, eh?
djm
This is the one where the black oil landed, right?
Grak! (Dear people)
It was an old Klingon garbage scow who’s name translates as roughly “Your Blood Screams as You Joyously Ingest Klingon Wasabi Whiskey”. They were careful (for Klingons) to try to land away from populated areas should the ship blow up like it did. The Empire officially listed the crew as having died with honor for just being Klingon.
Grak!(Regards, Verp)
Captain Verp Tlethl #371845332
My small or jbarter’s?