I think much of the banter is good natured and simply seeks to put the whistle in proper perspective in legions of instruments. However, there are some that think this or that instrument needs defending from time to time, protecting its place in the realm. So …
With tongue firmly embedded in cheek, Lee repeats from an earlier post…
From: Why some instruments need special protection?
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You're ..(instrument).. 'as nothin' ta worry 'bout. Nor for dat madder does most other instrumen's; just dem recorder thingys.
Now not all dem recorders be snobs, I mean dat fella Wisely, ya know da Undisputed King of Whistle Journalism, ‘e has some dat are well a’justed. O’course wit Dr Wisely bein’ a psycho-logistic type, he’d be hav’ng dem teraputic sessions wit dem if dey weren’t well a’justed. But…
A few of them thar recorders ‘ave ben known to look down der noses at whistles. Making snide commen’s ‘bout whistles not being holy enough and dat whistles’re made for dem players who don’t have opposable thumbs. Now don’t ya know, dem recorders have there innerds swabbed with sweet almonde oil and bore oil (sweet & boring), where as the common workin’ class irish whistle’s innerd’s are dealin’ with a mixture that be a good part Guinesss. (There’s some dat say d’best part’s d’Guiness).
Now Puttin’ the two (recorder’n’whistle) in close proxam’y isn’t usually a problem, I mean the Irish know how ta walk away from an insult when dey need ta. Ne’er-the-less, ever’ now and den, the Guiness gets the better of them, (don’t ya know its the same reason the irish don’t rule the world according to the authorities). And a fine working class irish whistle might be tempted beyond all normal restraint to rearrange dat uppity recorders fipple, if ya know what I mean. Dat’s why dem recorders need protecting.
Or at least dats how I heard it down-da-pub.
Even on recorders you can ...
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Enjoy Your Music,
Lee Marsh
[ This Message was edited by: LeeMarsh on 2002-06-30 21:50 ]