Here’s to all the Seldom Posters,
Whose posts are rare and few,
Here’s to Alan, Lark, and Moonlight,
And Alpaca Turned Blue.
To those whose posts have made us laugh
And those who’ve made us think.
To those who’ve split our ranks in half
And told us all we stink.
To those who do not have a lounge,
Or even a large room,
To Cskinner and Murphy Stout,
TaxmanUK and TomB.
makes an appropriately short speech in appreciation
Carol
All of us “infrequent” ones should chime in on this one. Maybe we could dedicate a prize to the chiffer with the lowest number of postings/membership duration ratio?
I’ve been here (actually two incarnations earlier at least) since Loren was a newbie and Jessie only had 5 whistles. OK, maybe not that long but close.
If I had internet access at home I’m sure there would be a few more digits in my post count. I just use the board to keep my sanity at work.
Unite fellow low posting worktime slackers!
Mark V.
What an appropriate time to end my summer-long silence!
I’ve been doing so much lurking lately that I don’t think I’ve posted since I got out of school. But I’m back again which means I should be getting up to my usual average of a post every two weeks or so. I just know you’re all dying to hear what I have to say! 
A.J.
As one of the infrequent ones mentioned- thanks Walden.
All the Best, Tom
We like to watch 
I am happy that you used the word “infrequent” rather than “irregular”.
Mike
So Walden, can you make us our own lounge, too? 
Walden, please don’t forget the never-posters, those 534 souls who have registered a user name, but have yet to say a word. Blues Harp Bob, Whistler, Whistler’s Widow and The Uilleanator: they keep me in suspense! I’ll always wonder what they’re thinking. Ralph Sweet and Walt Sweet are both registered, and neither has posted. Are they lurking right now?
My favorite never-poster, though is sawisely, of Guangzhou, China. Hello, sa!
Under a dozen posts; this one might bring me up to ten! 
Hello…nope, just seven. 
Ooo, I’d like to say a few words…
Ever since I first…
Man, I’m tired, I’ll finish this another time maybe…
Adamm
What the hell is your guinea pig doing? It looks terrifying.
Callybeg
Hopefully he lets us know the real answer, but I always just kind of assumed it was some sort of “Hampster Dance”- or maybe a variation- “Guinea Pig” dance.
All the Best,
Tom
It’s an animated GIF from the original Hamsterdance.
Here’s a link.
http://www.hampsterdance.com/hampsterdanceredux.html
When I open the page, the music doesn’t work correctly, but the graphics do. The music, in an enhanced version, is now a hit song on Radio Disney, so they may have been required to dismantle the original tune for licensing reasons.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Ye never-posters, here’s to you!
You’ve brightened up our day,
In all the things you never do,
And all you never say!
It’s this guy. I swear I don’t know who is he is. He just showed up at my door one day, carrying what turned out to be a tin whistle. He couldn’t really speak any language I recognized, but boy, could he play that whistle. And he could dance! Well, before you know it, I was hooked on whistles too. That’s how it happened. And then one day, he was gone. It’s like he was never there, except he left this picture of himself on my kitchen counter, signed “Steve”. So that was is name. And if any of you ever see him, if someday, there’s a knock on your door and you open it up and you see “Steve,” please ask him for me - “Hey Steve, are you ever going to bring back my Overton?”
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LOL, Wald!!! You have a gift! Several, in fact.
madfifer9
Ahem.. (clears throat)
I… I ah… I have… Um… Nothing to say…
Maybe this is why I have so few posts?
Lark… There you are. 
We need a followup to the Squistle. I am waiting paitently for the Pentistle, Sextistle, Septistle, Octistle, Nonistle, Decistle, ?, and Dodecistle. 
What say ye? 