http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed
Thinking big these days, are we Dale?
gonna need a lotta mayo 
And you think you’re itchy now …
djm
Is it me or does Dr. Branch LePage look a lot like Jeff Goldblum?
Not at all. He does remind me of a giant fly however. I can’t wait til we get genetically engineered giant flies to eat all our garbage. I’m thinking some great fertilizer for our veggie gardens.
It would certainly change the notion of naming the smallest bumboy “Maggot” in the public school dorms.
djm
Crab cakes anyone?
but will the bread crumb industry be able to cope?
I would use the recipe out of the C.I.A.s cookbook. Their recipes are for large volumes, it’ll take an industrial size mixer.
But the Cardassians still have all our spare industrial replicators. Can we build a CIA-sized mixer in time?
djm
No problem, Caterpillar makes the Caterpillar 797B dump truck which can be a mixing bowl and a Bucyrus 495 shovel for mixing. They’re both in stock.
Watch out for the giant lobsters, too. They’ve got giant knives!!
Here’s a baby crab taking out the garbage. Cute little guys when they’re young.
No. And Lester Mordock does not look like Willem Dafoe.
You’re right! He doesn’t! I was trying to think of who it was he didn’t resemble…thanks, emm 
A good old buddy of mine…seventy six now..was born of an Irish Mother and a French father.
His mother was an Officers daughter, his Dad a soldier..India…The Empire and all that.
When he was a boy, disowned by his grandfather..kicked out of the Barracks..
He went down to the shore to grab a crab..
They had something to eat that night…
Crabs are cool…kept many good people alive.
Slan,
D.
This is scary. Everyone else reading this thread is thinking gastronomically.
I was thinking it’d make a great “B” horror movie.
Yes, I think that was the original idea.