As special prize for winning Third Place in the .4k writing competion, Dubhlinn gets a thread named after him, thereby ensuring his nearly-mythical status on the chiffboard.
So, Dubhlinn: this one’s for you.
To make this thread extra-Dubhlinn-special let’s have a rule: you can post what you want in this thread but it can’t be a response to what was just posted before. That should make for interesting reading…
My whole office is decorated in a Central / South American theme today. My own department looks like Cuba, somewhat… I’m the only person in my team who dressed for the occasion.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I’d carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like “Hey, look. He’s carrying a soldering iron!” and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, “That’s right, it’s a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.” Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.