i just wanted to share this. it has kept me laughing all day.
http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/dirty_deeds_done_with_sheep.wmv
Don’t watch, Lamby! Don’t watch! 
Go listen to some AC/DC instead. Its safer. 
djm
Oh, how much sharper than a serpent’s tooth! Shame! Shame!!!
I’m sure you thought to humiliate me with that foul deed, Reb, but the joke’s on YOU, for I have dial-up and little patience for long waits.
Thank you, djm. You are a true friend.
It was more like sheep protest music. The sheep are singing and asserting themselves. They aren’t going to take it anymore. They are tough sheep. 
In that case, I hardly see the humor in it! Self-assertion is a serious subject!
If anyone needs some, I believe I may have a surfeit. You’re welcome to some of it!
Well, I myself was shocked. I had to listen to it seven or eight times to make sure I had interpreted the lyrics correctly. Once I had finished laugh … er … I mean, once I had determined that this is completely unsuitable content for children and right-thinking Christians, I felt it incumbent upon me to issue the dire warning to Lambchop, with her nice white fleece and uh … that is to say … I mean … um … what was I saying? 
djm
thanks r.p. - I’ve now had that stupid song stuck in my head for 24 hours!!!
Oh dear 
. I didn’t understand the words that well in a lot of places. I just picked up on the attitude. I can never understand the words in rock music–I guess this was rock music.
WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
The following libretto contains the lyrics of a highly disgusting
spoof on the song “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by the band
AC/DC. The lyrics have been perverted here to “Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep” and are transcribed only because of Cynth’s
inability to discern the lyrics of most rock songs, and not at all
because some people (cretins) may find them in the least bit
amusing.
Look away, Lamby! Look away!
If you’re –
Having trouble with your barnyard friends,
You’ve got a thing for ewes,
Been counting sheep, but you’re not in bed,
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn. Stay off the farm.
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-B.A.A.A.
That kind of love’s a crime. Hey!
Dirty Deeds <Done! With! Sheep!>
Dirty Deeds <Little! Bo! Peep!>
Dirty Deeds <Done! With! Sheep!>
Dirty Deeds and they’re done with sheep (2x)
My friend Larry has a little lamb,
Her fleece is white as snow,
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day,
Someone should tell him - NO!
Look at the flock! They’re all in shock.
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece. Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man. NO!
Dirty Deeds <Done! With! Sheep!>
Dirty Deeds <Little! Bo! Peep!>
Dirty Deeds <Done! With! Sheep!>
Dirty Deeds and they’re done with sheep (2x)
(spoken) Velcro gloves … knee pads … late night dates …
<Done! With! Sheep!>
(spoken) Warning signs … electric fences … HIGH VOLTAGE!!!
<Done! With! Sheep!>
Don’t tell them what I done to you <Done! With! Sheep!>
Dirty Deeds Dirty Deeds <Done! With! Sheep!>
(spoken) Quiet girls. I think the shephard’s coming …
djm
No so unusual,
years ago a guy was caught doing it with a cow in the Lincoln Park Zoo here in Chicago.
A radio DJ who also had his own rock band, Jonathan Brandmeier, immortalized the event with lyrics to a tune.
I recall it being quite a local hit on the radio station he worked for.
I also recall hearing that the perpetrator of the crime was endlessly taunted by fellow inmates singing that song when ever they saw him.
Well, djm, it seems like I didn’t interpret things quite right there. I honestly don’t know how you could make out what they were saying. I thought it was just talking about general disrespect for sheep . I remember hearing Little Bo Peep, which still doesn’t make sense to me.
Denny, Bob Rivers sounds like quite a guy. There was this poll on that website asking if the readers agreed with this policy:
Wal-Mart has had it with shoplifters- well, with PROSECUTING them, that is. It’s become expensive to punish everyone, so they’ve announced they will not be prosecuting anyone who swipes less than $20 worth on their first offense. Good idea?
Do you think this could be true?
Do to an unfortunate job change I no longer spend an hour plus in the morning listening to the morning drive time radio shows… 
I do remember Bob’s show from those days… It would be my guess that he believes that it is true. (and is most likely correct, he’s a bright lad, but not infallible)
Funny link- I’ve wasted a bit of time listening.
This is my favorite-
Whiny Sappy People
(Parody of Shiny Happy People by R.E.M.)
Howdy
Singing through my nose
Nasal
Nasal
Loving everyone
Sappy
Sappy
Have a real nice day
Gag me
Gag me
Stick it in the place
Where the son doesn’t shine
Oh where the sun don’t shine
Whiny sappy people
Make me sick
Whiny sappy people
Make me
Smiling all the time
Love you
Mean it
There’s beauty all around
Howdy
Doody
Have a real a nice life
No where near me
Stick it in the place where the sun doesn’t shine
Ho where the sun don’t shine
Whiny sappy people make me sick
Whiny sappy people make me sick
Whiny sappy people me make me sick
Is that song talking about singer-songwriters?
I see. Poke fun at the poor sheep. No one ever considers the sheep’s point of view.
A initimate friend of mine once remarked:
“These inter-specific relationships rarely work out…” 
Big lad, was he?
Oh, aye, 'e were big. Et chains fer breakfast. Carried millstone round in pocket. 'is favourite colour was black & blue. Were 'e big? Well, not so’s the cow would notice.
djm
I think 'e’d 'ave to be bloody tall as well as big! (unless it was a Dexter of course… 
)