Death Match: The Halloween Edition
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Death Match: The Halloween Edition
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1. Candy Corn
2. Ladies Halloween Sweaters
1. Candy Corn
2. Ladies Halloween Sweaters
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Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
Totally ladies' Halloween sweaters. Candy corn at least has some worth.
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Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
So easy. And while you're at it, could you please eliminate Christmas sweaters also?
Kitchen aprons in these categories will remain permissible provided I like the kind of cookies you're making.
Kitchen aprons in these categories will remain permissible provided I like the kind of cookies you're making.
Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
Holiday sweaters and sweat shirts are half on my mother's wardrobe. The shelving in her closet collapses at least once a year from the strain. The candy corn she hoards in her dresser turns into a liguid mass of goo after a year or two. Neither things are worth it in my estimation.
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What is the worth of candy corn? Does it keep candy corn makers in business? Does it give a potential design idea for Halloween sweaters? Does it give small children an opportunity for junior orthodontia by replacing missing baby teeth with candy corn? The only worth that I could ever figure out is a warning that just because something advertises itself as candy, doesn't mean it taste good.Whistlin' Will wrote:Totally ladies' Halloween sweaters. Candy corn at least has some worth.
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Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
Let's not forget the costumes...or the corny jokes.mutepointe wrote:
What is the worth of candy corn?
Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
ah, why?
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
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Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
Wow! I couldn't understand that costume. But then I've never seen candy corn before. I haven't even seen a picture of it before.
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Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
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Thank you Denny. Yes, I've seen them now. My life is complete.
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Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
As you may surmise, they are almost pure sugar and dye held together with the deconstructed wonders of food engineering, and they are evil. They are a very traditional staple of Merkin seasonal cuisine and, being evil, perfect for Halloween. You can use them for "teeth" (you have the options of pointy or shovelly, depending on which end's down. Or up. You understand.), which will also come in handy when your own fall out from them.benhall.1 wrote:But then I've never seen candy corn before. I haven't even seen a picture of it before.
The cloned sweater lady at top has the asymmetric squint of a concertina player - that's strike one, and huge. Of course it could be seen as a wink, which is just as unnerving. But I still think she plays concertina: the squinty eye is a bit open. Then there are the sweaters. Tie it all together with the provocative grandmothers-gone-bad brazen she-wolf posture, and it's, "Hey, cowboy. Trick or treat?" Apparently it's three-fer-ones tonight at the casino. Brr.
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No, you must taste them to see how perfectly good sugar/corn syrup can be ruined. Then your life will be complete.benhall.1 wrote:Thank you Denny. Yes, I've seen them now. My life is complete.
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Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
Exactly.mutepointe wrote:No, you must taste them to see how perfectly good sugar/corn syrup can be ruined. Then your life will be complete.benhall.1 wrote:Thank you Denny. Yes, I've seen them now. My life is complete.
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It is possible that I may be happier with a less than complete life.Nanohedron wrote:Exactly.mutepointe wrote:No, you must taste them to see how perfectly good sugar/corn syrup can be ruined. Then your life will be complete.benhall.1 wrote:Thank you Denny. Yes, I've seen them now. My life is complete.
Re: Death Match: The Halloween Edition
waffler...
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.