Exploratory Committee
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Exploratory Committee
I am announcing today that Chiff & Fipple will be forming an Exploratory Committee for a possible run for the 2008 Presidential race. Our platform:
1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
2. One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
2. One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
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Dale. Get a dog.Dale wrote:1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
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I know you brought that one before! Can't find it, so, I guess I know where it is.Dale wrote:I am announcing today that Chiff & Fipple will be forming an Exploratory Committee for a possible run for the 2008 Presidential race. Our platform:
1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
2. One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
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You have my vote on the 1st issue, but as I already have a universal (USB) cell (mobile) phone charger, I'm agin the second.Dale wrote:I am announcing today that Chiff & Fipple will be forming an Exploratory Committee for a possible run for the 2008 Presidential race. Our platform:
1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
2. One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
I move for banning all telephone rings on TV as well. I can always tell if it's the TV, but my wife asks "Is that ours?" EVERY TIME!
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What about voters who do not have door bells, televisions, or cell phones (like me)? What's in it for us?Dale wrote:I am announcing today that Chiff & Fipple will be forming an Exploratory Committee for a possible run for the 2008 Presidential race. Our platform:
1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
2. One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
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But the people want to know: what about the Political Forum? Huh, huh, huh? You can't expect support unless you take a stance on one of the most contentious issues of the decade, sport.
Well, you;re only slightly less qualified than Obama. You have a chance after all. You are NOT going to stay home and bake cookies.
Well, you;re only slightly less qualified than Obama. You have a chance after all. You are NOT going to stay home and bake cookies.
How do you prepare for the end of the world?
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What about voters who do not have door bells, televisions, or cell phones (like me)? What's in it for us? [/quote]
No cell phone? How do you drive?
What about voters who do not have door bells, televisions, or cell phones (like me)? What's in it for us? [/quote]
No cell phone? How do you drive?
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Amar knows me well. I don't have a car, so I don't drive.crookedtune wrote:No cell phone? How do you drive?Cranberry wrote: What about voters who do not have door bells, televisions, or cell phones (like me)? What's in it for us?
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Dale, you are an honest a forthright man who I would have no problem supporting for the presidency. But . . . If you are thinking of a 2008 presidential bid, being honest and forthright is not going to be enough. You're going to need money, lots and lots and hunks and whacking great piles of the stuff.
I can't think of a better reason to put the Politiconocosunocopadabadahoco forum on pay-per-view.
I can't think of a better reason to put the Politiconocosunocopadabadahoco forum on pay-per-view.
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I'd very much like to pork-barrel onto the first point by adding a ban on police siren sounds in any music or commercial spot that could be aired during drive-time radio broadcasts... And the Cell phone charger has to use an alternative fuel source.Dale wrote:I am announcing today that Chiff & Fipple will be forming an Exploratory Committee for a possible run for the 2008 Presidential race. Our platform:
1. No door bell sounds allowed on TV. They make me get up off my couch and got to my door.
2. One universal connector to charge all cell phones.
There's and old Irish saying that says pretty much anything you want it to.
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