Tom Cruise=Jesus!?
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But here's a thought: maybe Scientology's actually trying to get RID of him. Not a bad way to do it, if you like Macchiavellian.jsluder wrote:I nominate Cran's post for Understatement of the Year.Cranberry wrote:Tom Cruise is weird.
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Just doesn't have the same force, does it.Caj wrote:[Hits thumb with hammer] AAAH! OW!! THOMAS H. CRUISE!
Caj
Anyway, I wouldn't elevate his name so, even by making an obscenity of it. He's doing that just fine on his own.
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Plus, it has Page 3 girls. All we get is Bat Boy and Kirstie Alley's cellulite.The Weekenders wrote:Right-o. It is slightly more serious than the Weekly World News, tho.dubhlinn wrote:CALLING AMERICA.
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Crazy for the blue white and red
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
I think it's time for Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice to start work on Thomas Cruise, Superstar.
Katie Holmes:
Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Engrams that upset you
Oh, Don't you know
Your thetan will soon become
Totally free!
And we want you to sleep well tonight
...
Psychiatric patients:
My Seratonin levels are far too low,
Let me see bunnies running through the fields.
I believe you can make me whole...
Don't let me end up like Brooke Shields!
Will you touch, will you mend me Cruise?
Won't you touch, will you heal me Cruise?
Thomas Cruise:
Heal yourselves!
...
John Travolta:
I don't want your blood money!
Matt Stone:
You might as well take it, our ratings are good!
John Travolta:
I don't need your blood money!
Trey Parker:
We saw Battlefield Earth, so we think that you should.
...
Oprah:
So, you are Tom Cruise,
The great Thomas Cruise!
Your love for Kate you must vouchsafe:
Jump up on my couch and rave!
...
etc.
Katie Holmes:
Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Engrams that upset you
Oh, Don't you know
Your thetan will soon become
Totally free!
And we want you to sleep well tonight
...
Psychiatric patients:
My Seratonin levels are far too low,
Let me see bunnies running through the fields.
I believe you can make me whole...
Don't let me end up like Brooke Shields!
Will you touch, will you mend me Cruise?
Won't you touch, will you heal me Cruise?
Thomas Cruise:
Heal yourselves!
...
John Travolta:
I don't want your blood money!
Matt Stone:
You might as well take it, our ratings are good!
John Travolta:
I don't need your blood money!
Trey Parker:
We saw Battlefield Earth, so we think that you should.
...
Oprah:
So, you are Tom Cruise,
The great Thomas Cruise!
Your love for Kate you must vouchsafe:
Jump up on my couch and rave!
...
etc.