An irresistable offer, ladies.

[fiddleronvermouth]

C'mon...

Jump in David Hasselhoff's car.

[Tyler]

Pfff!
I cant view the video from work, but I'm assuming it's his new video featuring K.I.T.T. Am I right?

[Flyingcursor]

Pfff!
I cant view the video from work, but I'm assuming it's his new video featuring K.I.T.T. Am I right?

It's "The Hoff" that matters. The car is secondary.

[Tyler]

Pfff!
I cant view the video from work, but I'm assuming it's his new video featuring K.I.T.T. Am I right?

It's "The Hoff" that matters. The car is secondary.

Don't hasstle "The Hoff"

har har!

[scottielvr]

As they say in Texas, "El Paso."

[Henke]

Pfff!
I cant view the video from work, but I'm assuming it's his new video featuring K.I.T.T. Am I right?

It's "The Hoff" that matters. The car is secondary.

Don't hasstle "The Hoff"

har har!

That's like, "Don't (bleep) with Chuck!"
I love both Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff, Chuck because he's acctually kind of cool, and the Hoff because he's so tremendeously un-cool, but thinks he's so cool that he becomes sort of cool in some very strange way.

[bradhurley]

Now really, how many cars come with an ejection seat for the driver? That's planning ahead!

[fiddleronvermouth]

...he's so tremendeously un-cool, but thinks he's so cool that he becomes sort of cool in some very strange way.

I'd become cool too if I forgot to wear my pants to a photo shoot.

[MarkB]

I think the tide way out on this one!

MarkB

[Cynth]

...he's so tremendeously un-cool, but thinks he's so cool that he becomes sort of cool in some very strange way.

I'd become cool too if I forgot to wear my pants to a photo shoot.

The puppies are cute but that guy is so unalluring to me I can't even begin to describe it. Ish! Of course he may not be trying to entice 56 year old women . I'll take a weathered cowboy or a staunch kilt-wearer thanks.

[djm]

The puppies are cute but

This is a visualization of common terminology. When you are absolutely bored out of your mind and can think of nothing to do or nothing of interest, and someone asks you what you are doing, the reply is, "Me? Oh, just fecking the dog". Considering how brain-dead everything else is that Hoff is involved with, I wonder if he even realizes the significance of the pose that the photographer has put him into.

djm

[fearfaoin]

I wonder if he even realizes the significance of the pose that the photographer has put him into.

Uh, I sure hadn't. Thanks a lot.
You've a sick mind, dude.

[Henke]

The really cool thing with the Hoff is that eighter he doesn't know that people are making fun of him, or he doesn't care, or maybe he's embracing it. Because really, the majority of all PR stuff he's done the last couple of years have just been ridiculing.
I don't know if he's just too stupid and self obsessed to see that people are making fun of him, or if he plays with it, but eighter way, he's become an icon.

Have a look at this
http://www.pepsi.com.au/v3/hoff.htm

Isn't that just great?
He's also appeared as himself in a couple of comedies the last few years, for example Dodge Ball and Euro Trip. These are also making fun of his person, but that helps to achieve his status.
The man is eighter a very stupid person, or he's a genious. I have a strange kind of admiration for him.

[dwinterfield]

The video is a fine piece of art - very entertaining and totally offensive on so many levels.

I pulled this off IMDB.com. A prodigiuous life's work. He turns 54 next week. There a lot of material doctoral thesis here.

David Hasselhoff
Date of birth 17 July 1952
Baltimore, Maryland, USA

Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Writer, Second Unit Director or Assistant Director, Stunts, Himself, Archive Footage

Actor - filmography
(2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)

Click (2006) .... Ammer
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) .... German Coach
... aka Dodgeball (USA: short title)
... aka Voll auf die Nüsse (Germany)
Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding (2003) (TV) .... Mitch Buchannon
"Still Standing"
- Still Hairdressing (2003) TV Episode .... Gary Maddox
Fugitives Run (2003) .... Clint
... aka Ne m'appelez pas Tonto (Canada: French title)
Shaka Zulu: The Citadel (2001) (TV) .... Mungo Prentice
Layover (2001) .... Dan Morrison
Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical (2001) (TV) .... Dr. Henry Jekyll/Mr. Edward Hyde
One True Love (2000) (TV) .... Mike Grant
"3rd Rock from the Sun"
... aka 3rd Rock (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Life As We Know It
- Dick and Tuck (1999) TV Episode .... Dr. Lasker
"Baywatch" .... Lt. Mitch Buchannon (1989-2000)
... aka Baywatch Hawaii (USA: new title)
- Aloha Baywatch (1999) TV Episode .... Lt. Mitch Buchannon
- Promised Land (1995) TV Episode .... Lt. Mitch Buchannon
- The Tower (1993) TV Episode .... Lt. Mitch Buchannon
- Princess of Tides (1992) TV Episode .... Lt. Mitch Buchannon
- Shelter Me (1989) TV Episode .... Lt. Mitch Buchannon
(1 more)
Legacy (1998/I) .... Jack Scott
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) (TV) .... Colonel Nicholas 'Nick' Joseph Fury
Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay (1998) (V) .... Mitch Buchannon
NightMan (1997) (TV)
Gridlock (1996) (TV) .... Jake Gorsky
... aka Gridlock - Die Falle (Germany)
... aka Obstruction (Canada: French title)
"Baywatch Nights" (1995) TV Series .... Mitch Buchannon
... aka Detectives on the Beach
Baywatch: Forbidden Paradise (1995) (V) .... Mitch Buchannon
Avalanche (1994) (TV) .... Duncan Snyder
Ring of the Musketeers (1992) (TV) .... John Smith D'Artagnan
... aka Ring der Musketiere, Der (Germany)
Baywatch: River of No Return (1992) (TV) .... Mitch Buchannon
Baywatch Summerfest Special (1992) (TV)
The Bulkin Trail (1992) (TV) .... Michael Bulkin
Knight Rider 2000 (1991) (TV) .... Michael Knight
The Final Alliance (1990) .... Will Colton
W.B., Blue and the Bean (1989) (V) .... White Bread (Roger Donaldson)
... aka Bail Out
Fire and Rain (1989) (TV) .... Dr. Dan Meyer
Baywatch: Panic at Malibu Pier (1989) (TV) .... Mitch Buchannon
Casa 4 (Witchcraft), La (1988) .... Gary
... aka Ghosthouse 2 (UK: video title)
... aka Malefiche presenze (Italy)
... aka Witchcraft (Europe: English title)
... aka Witchery (USA)
Zärtliche Chaoten II (1988) .... Michael Trutz von Rhein
... aka Lovable Zanies II (International: English title)
... aka Three Crazy Jerks II (International: English title)
Perry Mason: The Case of the Lady in the Lake (1988) (TV) .... Billy Travis
Starke Zeiten (1988) .... David
"Knight Rider" .... Michael Knight
- Out of the Woods (1986) TV Episode .... Michael Knight
- Killer K.I.T.T. (1986) TV Episode .... Michael Knight
- Knight Song (1985) TV Episode .... Michael Knight
- Burial Ground (1985) TV Episode .... Michael Knight
- Circus Knights (1985) TV Episode .... Michael Knight
(24 more)
Bridge Across Time (1985) (TV) .... Don Gregory
... aka Arizona Ripper
... aka Terror at London Bridge
The Cartier Affair (1984) (TV) .... Curt Taylor
Knight Rider (1982) (TV) .... Michael Knight
... aka Knight Rider: Knight of the Phoenix (USA)
... aka Knight Rider: The Movie (USA)
"The Love Boat"
- Isaac and the Mermaids/Humpty, Dumpty/Aquaphobic (1981) TV Episode .... Brian
- Invisible Maniac/September Song/Peekaboo (1980) TV Episode .... Tom Bell
"Semi-Tough" (1980) TV Series .... Shake Tiller
Pleasure Cove (1979) (TV) .... Scott
Starcrash (1979) .... Simon
... aka Female Space Invaders
... aka Scontri stellari oltre la terza dimensione (Italy)
... aka Starcrash (International: English title)
... aka Stella Star
... aka The Adventures of Stella Star (USA)
Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976) .... Boner
... aka H.O.T.S. III (UK: video title)
"The Young and the Restless" (1973) TV Series .... Dr. William 'Snapper' Foster, Jr. #2 (1975-1982)
... aka Y&R (USA: promotional abbreviation)
"The Dean Martin Show"
... aka The Dean Martin Comedy Hour (USA: new title)
- Episode dated 29 March 1973 (1973) TV Episode .... British Guard

Producer - filmography
(2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding (2003) (TV) (executive producer)
Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay (1998) (V) (executive producer)
"Baywatch Nights" (1995) TV Series (executive producer) (1995-1997)
... aka Detectives on the Beach
Baywatch: Forbidden Paradise (1995) (V) (executive producer)
Baywatch: River of No Return (1992) (TV) (executive producer)
"Baywatch" (1989) TV Series (executive producer) (1991-2001)
... aka Baywatch Hawaii (USA: new title)
W.B., Blue and the Bean (1989) (V) (producer)
... aka Bail Out

Miscellaneous Crew - filmography
(2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

Wixxer, Der (2004) (singer: "Looking for Freedom")
EuroTrip (2004) (singer)
Baywatch: River of No Return (1992) (TV) (singer: "Current of Love")
W.B., Blue and the Bean (1989) (V) (singer: "Looking for Freedom") (german version only)
... aka Bail Out
"Baywatch" (1989) TV Series (director: montages) (episode "Come Fly with Me") (singer) (1991-1995)
... aka Baywatch Hawaii (USA: new title)

Director - filmography

"Baywatch"
... aka Baywatch Hawaii (USA: new title)
- Come Fly with Me (1999) TV Episode

Writer - filmography

"Baywatch Nights" (1995) TV Series (creator)
... aka Detectives on the Beach

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director - filmography

"Baywatch" (1989) TV Series (second unit director) (episode "Come Fly with Me")
... aka Baywatch Hawaii (USA: new title)

Stunts - filmography

"Knight Rider" (1982) TV Series (stunt driver) (four seasons)

Himself - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)

Kickin It Old Skool (2006) (post-production) .... Himself
"America's Got Talent" .... Himself
- Episode #1.2 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself - Judge
"Access Hollywood"
- Episode dated 22 June 2006 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
"Pop Nation: America's Coolest Stuff"
- Episode dated 29 December 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
"Class of..."
- 1989: Life After Baywatch (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
"Australian Idol"
... aka Australian Idol 2 (Australia: second season title)
- Motown: Top 6 Results Show (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
"Rove Live"
- Episode #6.37 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
Kermit: A Frog's Life (2005) (V) (uncredited) .... Himself
"The Kumars at No. 42"
- Episode #6.6 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
"Friday Night with Jonathan Ross"
- Episode #8.8 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) .... Himself
"The Money Programme"
- Get Cartier (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
A Dirty Shame (2004) .... Himself
"This Morning"
... aka This Morning with Richard and Judy (UK: informal title)
- Episode dated 9 September 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
Knight Moves: 'Knight Rider' Season 1 DVD (2004) (V) .... Himself
Knight Sounds: 'Knight Rider' Season 1 DVD (2004) (V) .... Himself
Knight Rider: Under the Hood - 'Knight Rider' Season 1 DVD (2004) (V) .... Himself
"Loose Women"
- Episode #8.36 (2004) TV Episode .... Guest Panelist
"In the Know"
- Episode #1.8 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
"Richard & Judy"
- Episode dated 21 July 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Wayne Brady Show"
- Episode dated 4 May 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
"Good Day Live"
- Episode dated 13 February 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
"100 nervigsten ..., Die"
- ... Sommerhits (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
Playboy: 50 Years of Playmates (2004) (V) .... Himself
"Tussen de sterren"
- Episode #1.1 (2003) TV Episode .... Himself "Extra"
... aka Extra: The Entertainment Magazine (USA)
- Episode dated 15 October 2003 (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Brendan Leonard Show"
- Pirates (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
... aka Whose Line? (USA: short title)
- Episode #5.19 (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
TV Land Awards: A Celebration of Classic TV (2003) (TV) .... Himself
... aka 1st Annual TV Land Awards (USA: short title)
The New Guy (2002) .... Himself
NBC 75th Anniversary Special (2002) (TV) .... Himself
... aka NBC 75th Anniversary Celebration (USA)
"Just Shoot Me!"
- The Burning House (2002) TV Episode .... Himself
"I Love 1980's"
- New Years Compilation (2001) TV Episode .... Himself
"Fear Factor"
... aka Factor miedo (USA: Spanish title)
... aka Fear Factor: The Series (USA)
- Episode #2.1 (2001) TV Episode .... Himself - Contestant
"Hollywood Squares"
... aka H² (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka H2: Hollywood Squares (USA: fifth season title)
- Episode dated 12 November 2001 (2001) TV Episode .... Guest Appearance
"The E! True Hollywood Story"
- Baywatch (2001) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Big Breakfast"
- Episode dated 14 June 2001 (2001) TV Episode .... Himself
Talking to Americans (2001) (TV) .... Himself
... aka Rick Mercer's Talking to Americans (Canada: English title: complete title)
"The Howard Stern Radio Show"
- Episode dated 16 December 2000 (2000) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 20 February 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
Welcome to Hollywood (2000) .... Himself
"The Rosie O'Donnell Show"
- Episode dated 19 October 2000 (2000) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 18 January 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 7 May 1998 (1998) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 12 February 1997 (1997) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 7 November 1996 (1996) TV Episode .... Himself
The Target Shoots First (2000) .... Himself
"Brigitte & Friends"
... aka Gittes venner (Denmark)
- Episode dated 28 May 2000 (2000) TV Episode .... Himself
"The West Wing"
- 20 Hours in L.A. (2000) TV Episode .... Himself
Wave to the World (2000) (V) .... Himself
"Family Guy"
... aka Padre de familia (USA: Spanish title)
- Da Boom (1999) TV Episode (voice) .... Himself
The Big Tease (1999) .... Himself
"Action"
- Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
"Howard Stern"
- Episode dated 2 February 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
"Celebrity Profile" (1999) TV Series .... Himself
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien"
- Episode dated 8 May 1998 (1998) TV Episode .... Himself
Sammy the Screenplay (1997) (V) (uncredited) .... Himself - at 'Nine Months' premiere
"Wetten, dass..?"
- Wetten, dass..? aus Leipzig (1997) TV Episode .... Himself
- Wetten, dass..? aus Saarbrücken (1990) TV Episode .... Himself
"Light Lunch"
- The World's Best Looking Lifeguards (1997) TV Episode .... Himself
Dear God (1996) (uncredited) .... Himself
"Saturday Night Live"
... aka SNL
... aka SNL 25 (USA: new title)
- Episode #20.6 (1994) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Himself
"This Is Your Life"
- David Hasselhoff (1993) TV Episode .... Himself
NBC 60th Anniversary Celebration (1986) (TV) .... Himself
Disneyland's 30th Anniversary Celebration (1985) (TV) .... Himself
"Santa Barbara"
- Episode #1.32 (1984) TV Episode .... Himself
"Star Search"
- Episode #2.1 (1984) TV Episode .... Himself
"Diff'rent Strokes"
- Hooray for Hollywood: Part 2 (1984) TV Episode .... Himself
- Hooray for Hollywood: Part 1 (1984) TV Episode .... Himself
"Just Men!"
- Episode #1.1 (1983) TV Episode .... Himself
After Hours: Getting to Know Us (1977) (TV) .... Himself
The Lion Roars Again (1975) (uncredited) .... Himself ("Logan's Run (1976)" costume model)

Archive Footage

"Exclusiv - Das Star-Magazin"
- Episode dated 29 March 2006 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
"E-Explosiv - Das Magazin"
- Episode dated 29 March 2006 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
"Showbiz Tonight"
- Episode dated 30 December 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
Boy George's Queerest TV Moments (2005) (TV) .... Himself
"Soapography"
- Catherine Hickland (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
Christmas from Hollywood (2003) (V) .... Himself
Celebrity Naked Ambition (2003) (TV)

[Lambchop]

OK. I'm not finding this appealing. He looks like one of those dogs is mashing on something personal. I wouldn't want that thing around me after that.

And look at that nasty gesture he's making with his left hand. Yech.