Demotivators
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Demotivators
I haven't seen these before. Perfect Christmas gifts.
From Despair, Inc.
Introducing Demotivators®
MOTIVATION. Psychology tells us that motivation- true, lasting motivation- can only come from within. Common sense tells us it can’t be manufactured or productized. So how is it that a multi-billion dollar industry thrives through the sale of motivational commodities and services? Because, in our world of instant gratification, people desperately want to believe that there are simple solutions to complex problems. And when desperation has disposable income, market opportunities abound.
AT DESPAIR, INC., we believe motivational products create unreleastic expectations, raising hopes only to dash them. That’s why we created our soul-crushingly depressing Demotivators® designs, so you can skip the delusions that motivational products induce and head straight for the disappointments that follow!
The illustrations are beautiful. Here are a few of the messages:
"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."
"The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."
"Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."
"No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood."
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."
From Despair, Inc.
Introducing Demotivators®
MOTIVATION. Psychology tells us that motivation- true, lasting motivation- can only come from within. Common sense tells us it can’t be manufactured or productized. So how is it that a multi-billion dollar industry thrives through the sale of motivational commodities and services? Because, in our world of instant gratification, people desperately want to believe that there are simple solutions to complex problems. And when desperation has disposable income, market opportunities abound.
AT DESPAIR, INC., we believe motivational products create unreleastic expectations, raising hopes only to dash them. That’s why we created our soul-crushingly depressing Demotivators® designs, so you can skip the delusions that motivational products induce and head straight for the disappointments that follow!
The illustrations are beautiful. Here are a few of the messages:
"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."
"The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."
"Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."
"No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood."
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."
Mike Wright
"When an idea is wanting, a word can always be found to take its place."
--Goethe
"When an idea is wanting, a word can always be found to take its place."
--Goethe
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Wishes
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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I do not feel obliged to believe that that same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
-Galileo
I do not feel obliged to believe that that same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
-Galileo
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"Pain, bruising, and swelling are all part of the healing process."
Charlie
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"Our work puts heavy metal where it belongs -- as a music genre and not a pollutant in drinking water." -- Prof Ali Miserez.
Whorfin Woods
"Our work puts heavy metal where it belongs -- as a music genre and not a pollutant in drinking water." -- Prof Ali Miserez.
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He who laughs last laughs loudest. He's the dork you hear laughing in the distance when you reach the car park.
The early bird catches the worm. The least said about the early worm the better.
Gone but not forgotten. Rather like a stale f*rt.
Every journey begins with a single step. Then another, and another, and another ....
Everything comes to he who waits ... piles, arthritis, bunions ....
The early bird catches the worm. The least said about the early worm the better.
Gone but not forgotten. Rather like a stale f*rt.
Every journey begins with a single step. Then another, and another, and another ....
Everything comes to he who waits ... piles, arthritis, bunions ....
Yup. It's a dolphin.Flyingcursor wrote:That picture always gave me the creeps. However notice the direction of the sea-creature's tail fin. Horizontal.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/surfer.asp