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Boy finds snake in breakfast cereal

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A two-foot snake found its way into a packet of breakfast cereal, it emerged today.

Five-year-old Jordan Willett, from Dawley, Shropshire, discovered the live reptile inside his box of Golden Puffs on Bank Holiday Monday.

His mother Theresa, who was having breakfast with her son at the time, said she initially thought it was a free gift for children.

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http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articl ... ?source=PA
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All snakes being predators, what you have there is a cereal killer.
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WOW - my kids would have LOVED a prize like that instead of some crappy plastic thing!! :D

(what are "Golden Puffs"?)

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Nanohedron wrote:All snakes being predators, what you have there is a cereal killer.
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I'm starting to wonder about this... a 2-foot snake in a packet of cereal that cost 89p ? How small is that box of cereal?
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Hm, I read that in today's newspaper. I thought it said it was 6 inches, but I'm rubbish with numbers, a good trait in any engineer. (I must have been tripped up by the centimetre notation.) It was a corn snake, which is non-venomous.

Interestingly, the article in the paper did not mention the particular brand of cereal. I've never bought Golden Puffs, all I know is they've got a weird mutant Fry Kid (tm) on the front. And free snakes.

Edit... Nope, it was 2 feet. Here's an article, with a "sample picture" of an anonymous corn snake.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shro ... 512995.stm
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missy wrote:(what are "Golden Puffs"?)
Some sort of food analog. The very name bespeaks of the hand of heavy industry.
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missy wrote:WOW - my kids would have LOVED a prize like that instead of some crappy plastic thing!! :D

(what are "Golden Puffs"?)

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Golden Puffs:

Appearance: a close resemblance to styrofoam pellets.

Taste: a close resemblance to styrofoam pellets.

(They're actually like "Puffed Wheat" or "Puffed Rice" cereals in the USA).
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Golden Puffs is a puffed-wheat cereal from the Malt-O-Meal folks.
http://www.malt-o-meal.com/pages/cc_GoldenPuffs.html
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I think it's a different cereal in the UK. I'll take a look at the food shop tomorrow.
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A Snake might be a welcom change... we keep finding bits of human fingers in our food over here....

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Oh, so THAT'S what finger food is.
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avanutria wrote:I think it's a different cereal in the UK. I'll take a look at the food shop tomorrow.
Look, but don't buy.

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jsluder wrote:So, what was a cornsnake doing in a wheat cereal?
Amaizeing, isn't it?
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