bah humbug songs

BillChin · Post by **BillChin** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:05 pm

For the "bah humbug" crowd:
http://music.msn.com/list?list=5f364fd5 ... 8458562a56

"You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch [Album Version]" You're A Mean One Mr. Grinc...
Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch S... Jim Carrey

"Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
A Santa Cause Fall Out Boy

"Forget December" Forget December
A Santa Cause Something Corporate

"December Is for Cynics" December Is for Cynics
A Santa Cause The Matches

"I Won't Be Home For Christmas" I Won't Be Home For Christmas
I Won't Be Home For Christmas blink-182

"Icicles" Icicles
A Santa Cause Punchline

"Ex' Miss" Ex' Miss
A Santa Cause New Found Glory

"I Hate Christmas" I Hate Christmas
It Smells, It Burns, It Sti... Snap-Her

"Christmas With The Devil [Album Version]" Christmas With The Devil [A...
This Is Spinal Tap Spinal Tap

"Cancel Christmas" Cancel Christmas
Happy Birthday Baby Jesus V... Rocket from the Crypt

"Bah Humbug [Album Version]" Bah Humbug [Album Version]
Christmas On The Mountain (... Tim O'Brien

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:55 am

"Santa Got Arrested" - The Arrogant Worms

"Santa's Gonna Kick Your ***" - The Arrogrant Worms

"Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck" - Da Yoopers

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:57 am

Oops, I almost forgot:

"The Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" - Jeff Foxworthy

Post by **Nanohedron** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:39 pm

Well, I can think of some potential song titles, anyway:

"Away in a Mangey"

"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

"All I Want for Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth"

"Dreck the Halls"

"Have a Holly Jolly X-mas"

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:51 pm

Pretty much the entire album "Too Many Santas" (http://www.bobs.com/tms.html), by the Bobs.

LeeMarsh · Post by **LeeMarsh** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:06 pm

I heard "The 12 Pains of Christmas" on the radio this morning, as my wife drove me to the train station. I had to grin through it knowing that not all snow is white.; reminding me to laugh at the commentary on the the artistic values of modern art created as by-products to the yellow snow production.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:26 pm

BrassBlower wrote:Oops, I almost forgot:

"The Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" - Jeff Foxworthy

Or the 12 Days of Christmas by Bob and Doug Mackenzie. Always a classic

vomitbunny · Post by **vomitbunny** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:37 pm

"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

mcbob · Post by **mcbob** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:59 pm

Horny Holidays, by Mojo Nixon. I think it was recorded in 3 days and nights and twenty odd bottles of peppermint schnapps....a whole album of questionable christmas songs, perfect for the adolescent in all of us....ok, maybe not suitable for any of us.....

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:43 am

izzarina wrote:
BrassBlower wrote:Oops, I almost forgot:

"The Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" - Jeff Foxworthy
Or the 12 Days of Christmas by Bob and Doug Mackenzie. Always a classic

"That song is a beauty. It moved me. I think it ranks right up there with 'Stairway to Heaven'."

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:48 am

We Three Drunks...

'We three drunks, from Ohio are,
Spending Christmas Eve in our car,
Drinking, drinking, glasses clinking,
Who needs a stinking bar?'

...no offense to any past, present or future residents of the great state of Ohio

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:02 am

There's Pogo's carol's

Like at least one day of the 12 days:

"Under thursday of crystal ball McTruloff sanity
A cartridge window pastry."

And

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla walla wash in Kalamazoo

Nora's freezing on the trolley
Swaller doller cauliflower
Ally-garu."

tommyk · Post by **tommyk** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:14 pm

I've thought about penning some Festivus songs, but after thinking about it, I think a Festivus song would really be no song whatsoever.