Someone should get a smiting for this...

dreamerlass · Post by **dreamerlass** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:03 pm

http://www.tradcentre.com/dialup/whistlejokes.html

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:11 pm

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:20 pm

Dire,
D.

irishduffy · Post by **irishduffy** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:22 pm

burnsbyrne · Post by **burnsbyrne** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:33 pm

Recycled banjo jokes.

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:56 pm

How about this:

What do you call 100 freshly-shot whistle students lying bleeding and twitching in an open quicklime grave?

A good start.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!!

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:58 pm

Pat Cannady wrote:How about this:

What do you call 100 freshly-shot whistle students lying bleeding and twitching in an open quicklime grave?

A good start.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!!

It's ok. We don't expect good taste from pipers.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:09 pm

Bloomfield wrote:
Pat Cannady wrote:How about this:

What do you call 100 freshly-shot whistle students lying bleeding and twitching in an open quicklime grave?

A good start.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!!
It's ok. We don't expect good taste from pipers.

Get stuck in there Bloomie,let him have it.

Slan,
D.

chas · Post by **chas** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:37 pm

An extensive collection of musician jokes is on the website of occasional C&F contributor Wendy Morrison:

http://www.klezmusic.com/sbx-info/jokesToC.html

One of my favorites: How can you tell the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:53 pm

burnsbyrne wrote:Recycled banjo jokes.

Which are recycled viola jokes...

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:52 pm

Which are recycled drummer jokes...

There wasn't a single one on this page i haven't seen elsewhere - such a shame

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:54 am

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a live bodhran player?

A: Because you only have to punch the rhythm into the machine once.

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:58 am

or...

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a live bodhran player?

A: Because you can turn the machine off.

Jeff Guevin · Post by **Jeff Guevin** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:28 am

OutOfBreath wrote:or...

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a live bodhran player?

A: Because you can turn the machine off.

Actually, with the right tools you can switch off a bodhran player, too, but the catch is that you can never switch them back on again.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:36 am

Bloomfield wrote:It's ok. We don't expect good taste from pipers.

You must mean, "we don't yet know how to expect good taste from Pipers."