AULOPHOBIA.....Flute Players Beware!!

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AULOPHOBIA.....Flute Players Beware!!

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For any sufferers out there, help is at hand:


http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/prob ... 9&SDID=319


Boyd :wink:
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:lol:

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Ok, I give, is this satire or not? I thought so at first, but the rest of the side is dead serious.

Then again, my girlfriend is deathly afraid of butterflies, so anything is possible.

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Is this that condition where you look at a flute in the morning and think: am I going to be able to play you today? Now I have that condition. But the best cure for that is to have a lot of other instruments lying around.
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Do they treat cats, I wonder?

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Post by Nanohedron »

Well! I certainly don't have a problem with that, although I may have incited Aulophobia in others who never had it before.
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I have never known anyone with a phobic fear of flutes.

Now, flute-players, on the other hand...those are the ones to watch out for! A scary bunch if there ever wuz one. :D

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I love this site, now I know I'm alone in my secret shame regarding <a href="http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/prob ... ophobia</a>.
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The real question, though is: Is there any cure for aulophilia?
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Let me know if you find one...
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glauber wrote:The real question, though is: Is there any cure for aulophilia?
Treatment is symptomatic. Get more flutes.
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That disease runs in my family. I'm the only family member who is not concerned.
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Post by boyd »

Do you think Public Health Departments around the world will want to class flute players as vectors of disease?

Perhaps you'll all get sprayed with DDT :o


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