Mr.Gumby wrote:You probably know the story of the two bulls.
Bulls???... speaking of Golden Oldies,
I'm sure you heard about the husband and wife, planning to attend a Halloween costume party.
They've decided to go dressed as a heifer, but are arguing who will be the "head" and who will be the "tail" and after arguing quite some time, they decide to flip a coin
, and up into the air the coin goes coming down heads, husband says, "heads I won,
and you'll be the tail". So dressed in full heifer costume, off the husband and wife go driving auto to Halloween party. After some time has passed, suddenly, the auto has mechanical breakdown. The wife says, "oh no, what are we going to do now, the party, the PARTY!",
while the husband replies, "we'll just walk thru that yonder pasture, down the hill, and over to the roadway beyond, and the party house isn't that far to walk, let's go".
The wife replies
, "but, but, ...there is a BULL in that pasture, oh no
, what are we going to do now, the party!, oh no".
The husband says, "we'll just keep moving across the pasture quietly, AND JUST KEEP MOVING"! Then, halfway across the pasture the wife says, "the BULL!, the BULL is stomping its feet, and snorting mad,
, oh no what are we going to do now?
and the BULL its, its CHARGING this way!",
The wife frantically yells, "the BULL its going to run us down, what do we do now?"
The husband turns to his wife, calmly, and says, "I'm going to eat grass... you, you brace yourself"!
and to ALL the ladies on the forum and anyone else offended, in advance, I sincerely apologize, (old sailor days) the original post was asking for top ten living whistlers and not the top ten jokes, truely, I apologize, sorry, men, eh?.