question about evolution

[john]

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[MTGuru]

This is now veering into the area of social policy / politics, medical issues, and religious belief. Which makes it a perfect topic for the other board, not here. Thanks.

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[Lambchop]

I can return this thread to the straight and narrow!

That's an excellent example which only proves my point. Look at the eyes . . . they're nearly the same.

I'm surprised that you, Nano, of all people, resist the truth. Then again, you did say you were single.

Er........what??

You have a cat.

[mutepointe]

Gee Lambchop, did your Mom not teach you to be polite to other people? There was really no reason to point out that Nano had a cat other than to rub salt in the wound.

[Nanohedron]

I can return this thread to the straight and narrow!

That's nice. When you do it I'm sure we'll know. Until then and meanwhile, let us bend our thought to the next point of business:

That's an excellent example which only proves my point. Look at the eyes . . . they're nearly the same.
I'm surprised that you, Nano, of all people, resist the truth. Then again, you did say you were single.

Er........what??

You have a cat.

However fascinating the Frankensteinian monsterliness of hastily stitched-together strangers' cadaver parts may be to the gawking passerby, such a similarly assembled fell swoop of quantum misreason cannot be allowed to see the light of day, figuratively lolling about in its figurative Barcalounger as it figuratively flips through the figurative remote with its Golem-like and Cheetos-tinted fingers, without challenge. All else aside, for the record my "Er........what??" is patently not your "Er........what??". Mark this. And how do I know? Well, who better? And I will charitably presume that you have not tried to hook my words by the nose intentionally, bless your heart. Now, how about tea and a cookie?

Gee Lambchop, did your Mom not teach you to be polite to other people? There was really no reason to point out that Nano had a cat other than to rub salt in the wound.

You people just don't get it. I keep her around in case I have to eat her. The cat, that is.

[jim stone]

Funny, that's what the cat says about you.

[mutepointe]

Talking to cats again are you Jim?

[jsluder]

Talking to cats again are you Jim?

He's hep.

[Nanohedron]

Funny, that's what the cat says about you.

We have an understanding, the cat and I.

[Denny]

so yer cat is just winding up Jim?

or why else is da cat chattin' up Jim

[Nanohedron]

Just in case we can rule out hallucinations I'll be checking my phone bill.

[jsluder]

If that cat could talk, what tales she'd tell...

Nano, do you know a woman named Della?

[Nanohedron]

Not as I recall at the moment. Why?

[jsluder]

<sigh>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZHSIhdYSZY

[Nanohedron]

Oh. That. Never heard it before. What can I say?

If that cat could talk, what tales she'd tell...

Nothing quite so epic as Hoyt Axton's story. Mine would be more like, "Food. Water. Snuggle. Sardine. Play. Walkies. Eat grass. Puke. Puke again. Snarl at the neighbor cat. Hide from the chihuahua passing by. Let me in. Play. Snuggle. Sack out. Wait 'til Nano's sleeping and then start hollering blue blazes just to see if he's paying attention. Repeat as necessary." Scintillating, isn't it.