Urology: A Short Essay by Dale Wisely
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Hmmm...more evidence perhaps that Rowling will kill off Harry?
After all, once he reaches a certain age...
"Harry Potter & the Rectal Examination."
--James
After all, once he reaches a certain age...
"Harry Potter & the Rectal Examination."
--James
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It's a German thing, a carry-over of German speech patterns in areas of the Midwest that were settled by Germans. For example, "Es muss entfernt werden" = "It must removed be". In casual or poetic speech, the last word is sometimes dropped: "Es muss entfernt" = "It must removed". Incorrectly substitute "needs" for "must", and voilà. And since German doesn't have an -ing verb form, the distinction between "It needs removed" and "It needs removing" wouldn't have been felt strongly. I think I heard it around Southern Indiana (Ohio valley) when I lived there.fearfaoin wrote:I shall ask a linguistics question. This "needs removed" is interesting.gonzo914 wrote:...which would be reassuring in the event anything needs removed.
I first encountered this in the speech of an Ohioan who had just moved to NC, but years later I'm hearing it more and more. Is it regional?
Jawohl!fearfaoin wrote:How can it most effeciently be fought? It needs stamped out.
I now return you to your online, er, "digital" conversation ...
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Re: Urology: A Short Essay by Dale Wisely
Wait a minute... you mean we have a choice?! Oh, from now on I'm definitely choosing for them to probe Neil Armstrong's butt to see if I have an enlarged prostate!Dale wrote:THINKING ABOUT THE SPACE PROGRAM
WHILE LEAVING THE UROLOGIST'S OFFICE
They can put a man on the moon
but they can't come up with a way
to check for an enlarged prostate
without sticking a finger up my
or Neil Armstrong's butt.
The End
I honestly didn't know he was available for this kind of thing
That's one small groan for a man,
One giant leap for the sanctity of my butt.
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Catch the entire series --peeplj wrote:Hmmm...more evidence perhaps that Rowling will kill off Harry?
After all, once he reaches a certain age...
"Harry Potter & the Rectal Examination."
--James
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Harry Potter and the Finger of Fire
Harry Potter and the Sigmoidoscopy of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Probing Doom
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Stool
Harry Potter and the Silver Stallion
Harry Potter and the Jelly of Ky
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OK, this one's old, but suitable.
A man visits a proctologist for his first rectal exam. The doctor tells him to wait in the examination room for a few moments. Once inside, the man notices three items on the desk: a tube of K-Y Jelly, a rubber glove, and a can of beer.
When the doctor walks in, the man says, “Look, Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y and the glove are for … but what’s the beer doing there?”
The doctor looks at the beer and turns red with anger. “Nurse,” he screams. “I said a butt light!”
A man visits a proctologist for his first rectal exam. The doctor tells him to wait in the examination room for a few moments. Once inside, the man notices three items on the desk: a tube of K-Y Jelly, a rubber glove, and a can of beer.
When the doctor walks in, the man says, “Look, Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y and the glove are for … but what’s the beer doing there?”
The doctor looks at the beer and turns red with anger. “Nurse,” he screams. “I said a butt light!”
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Ah, I thought it sounded like a Pennsylvanian thing...MTGuru wrote:It's a German thing, a carry-over of German speech patterns in areas of the Midwest that were settled by Germans.
Come, on. You know it's just we Muggles who have to put up withpeeplj wrote:"Harry Potter & the Rectal Examination."
that stuff. In the magical world, all it takes is an Auror, a wand, and
a quick Reducio (hopefully followed by an Obliviate)
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peeplj wrote:...For another thing, for whatever reason, women are not sympathetic at all to men regarding this kind of test. Rather, they seem almost to...well...to gloat about it, and to sort of rejoice that we had to experience it.
See, Cynth that's what James was talking aboutmissy wrote:oh, geesh...
whine,whine,whine.
Get a freezing cold metal thing stuck up you a few times and then come whine about it.........
Or have a very sensitive part of you flattened like it's been run over by a Mac truck...........
bunch of wusses.
(and I mean that in the nicest way )
Complaining about prostate exams is banned in my house,
lest I wish to hear (again) about visits to the Gynocologist.