Crystal people????

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 7:51 pm

And now for another conspiracy theory.

The stuff that clogs your whistle isn't really condensation.
It's a Crystal people infestation - otherwise known as Liquid Crystal.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 10:45 pm

I'f ben takken on aa cryyysfhtal peofle shep. There raely qtite nice-__ they julst dicd a few somple ezperiments onn me.. it wsa axtuallly soert ov fun hTey fed me speociall foooooid.

Innfact, i flail to see whata all teh fuss is abfout. I
'm hafving lunche with Admilral Viagra tommmroaw. They men uusu noharrm. REELy.

TOm

Whistlepeg · Post by **Whistlepeg** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 11:15 pm

Is it just whistle players the Crystal People are interested in or others - what about Bodhran players....Banjo Players??

pixyy · Post by **pixyy** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:04 am

No need to be paranoid about the C.P.
They will come and give us 'special food' the time is just not right yet for the word to be out (hence the encryptions on messages).
Perhaps special food is given to those who have 'the Understanding'...

Any link with Miss Sorvino, Dale?

pixyy · Post by **pixyy** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:04 am

No need to be paranoid about the C.P.
They will come and give us 'special food' the time is just not right yet for the word to be out (hence the encryptions on messages).
Perhaps special food is given to those who have 'the Understanding'...

Any link with Miss Sorvino, Dale?

pixyy · Post by **pixyy** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:05 am

...now they are duplicating my posts...
perhaps I do need to become paranoid..

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 5:14 am

Now here's a theory:

Maybe all bodhran players were real musicians until they got microchipped by the crystal people (apologies to bodhran players reading this). If enough chipped bodhran players get together in a session, and play at the right tempo, all their heads will explode, due to the natural resonance of the human brain, augmented by signals from the microchips.

Actually, I just realised it'll never happen. What's the odds of them all playing at the right tempo?

(ducks the flying tippers and runs)

WhistlerWannaBe · Post by **WhistlerWannaBe** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 7:40 am

I always thought the bodran players ARE the crystal people in disguise (or not)!

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 8:42 am

On 2002-03-10 18:04, LittleMy wrote:
The Crystal People made me eat a whole box of girl scout cookies. What more proof do you need?

Oh no, LittleMy--they got you too?? They... must... be....stopped... willpower...is...fading...send...help...fast...
::message interrupted, unexplained interference::

Andrea ~*~

Isilwen · Post by **Isilwen** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 9:30 pm

OH NO! WHERE WILL IT ALL END???!!!

THE HORROR.... THE HORROR!

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:52 pm

Ahhhhh, here it is! This is the other funniest thread of all time. It had me falling out of my chair. Enjoy!!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:56 pm

Blackhawk, if I could only reach through this bloody screen...

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:11 pm

One time (at band camp) somebody told me that somebody told them that somebody else told the first somebody that the second somebody said they heard somebody say that nobody....uh nevermind.

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:11 pm

Googlism for: the crystal people

crystal people is one very potent system of healing and accessing knowledge
crystal people is there for our asking
crystal people is a little far from my realm of reality
crystal people is preserved
crystal people is the ability to tow capture just like the privateers

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:20 pm

ssshhhhh.....