It's Sickening

mamakash · Post by **mamakash** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 12:13 pm

Those eyebrows are fake. Fake!
She plucked out all the hairs and penciled them in.
OK, OK, I'm being mean . . . but come on, she gorgeous. I can't hold a candle to her, or a tin whistle.

It's just . . .sickening.

Yes! We're back on track!!!!

AnnaDMartinez · Post by **AnnaDMartinez** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 12:39 pm

I suspect Anna.....compared to us....she's scrawny !

Our figures, Darlin', look like a Goddess...compared to that, way back when, archaeologists say, only the most important elements of ancient life and society were immortalized in stone, suggesting that the obese women who served as models for the figurines were either royalty, or were accorded superhuman powers — specifically, the power never to go hungry.

Among the ancient Greeks and Romans, plumpness, particularly in women, was seen as desirable, a sign of well-being and fertility, and the goddesses were often depicted as hefty matrons.

To say that Cassius had a 'lean and
hungry look' was not a compliment."

ndjr · Post by **ndjr** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 6:21 pm

On 2002-02-10 12:52, SteveK wrote:

Shoot, Neil, I was hoping that you were Simon Fraser.

Nope. Sorry to disappoint, BUT ...

Simon Fraser sort of fits this forum if you happen to be interested in Scottish music. He was a tune collector.

... I followed the link you posted and discovered -- yep -- that I actually have his book.

I hadn't looked at it for a long time, ya see, and plumb forgot I had it. Thanks for reminding me.

Since the good Capt'n Fraser left us for a brighter shore in 1852, I just can't be him. Ah well.

Grannymouse · Post by **Grannymouse** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 8:12 pm

Well, Neil.....if you've got the book.....no sense me buying it. I can just take a look at it this summer.

Gm

dakotamouse · Post by **dakotamouse** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 10:58 pm

Hey we lucked out. No eight inchs of snow on Saturday. A mere dusting of 2 inches and tempertures in the 40's by the afternoon. If this is global warming, YIPEE!

Now this picture of Andrea Corr is much better. Still slim but looking less scrawny. Maybe she was just getting over the flu in the last picture. Lovely girl with a lovely voice. But then I used to say the same thing about Karen Carpenter.

Mary

Jon C. · Post by **Jon C.** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 11:15 pm

We had record highs in LA, The sun was out and the birds were singing...

Dave Parkhurst · Post by **Dave Parkhurst** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 1:49 am

Aw come on you guys!!! Neil Dickey is a well-known composer of piping music,...the Clumsy Lover, the Acid Piper and several other awesome tunes being his legacy to the GHB community. And if I'm not wrong, he played for the Simon Frazer Pipe Band. And he's really, really funny as an MC.

Jens_Hoppe · Post by **Jens_Hoppe** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 3:28 am

Not scrawny!

Not! Not!

Jens

Tony · Post by **Tony** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 4:12 am

Simon Frazer??
Isn't he the guitarist for the '70's British rock group FREE??
Allright now... baby, it's allright now...

Arcaic Lemons · Post by **Arcaic Lemons** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 8:35 am

[quote]
On 2002-02-10 13:13, mamakash wrote:

Those eyebrows are fake. Fake!
She plucked out all the hairs and penciled them in.
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They're still pretty!

Arcaic Lemons · Post by **Arcaic Lemons** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 9:11 am

On 2002-02-09 22:06, garycrosby wrote:

"You can drive a nail with a sponge if you soak the sponge in liquid nitrogen."

Umm...actually, if you soaked the sponge in liquid nitrogen it would shatter upon touching the nail. It wouldn't work.

(Hey *I* watched the Terminator; remember the robot dude that get's doused with the liquid nitrogen and shatters, only to gloop back together?) However, you could soak it in liquid cement and pretty much drive anything with it. I wonder how much the sponge would end up weighing?

Sara · Post by **Sara** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 9:38 am

I'm really enjoying reading this topic - it's so funny! And WOW! 145 - 146 after I post mine, replies! Yeesh, I think Phil Hardy broke a record or something! Do they give out awards for that?

Imagine peace,
Sara

Tony · Post by **Tony** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 10:59 am

Arcaic Lemons wrote:
On 2002-02-09 22:06, garycrosby wrote:

"You can drive a nail with a sponge if you soak the sponge in liquid nitrogen."

Umm...actually, if you soaked the sponge in liquid nitrogen it would shatter upon touching the nail.
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You can't drive a nail with a sponge no matter how hard you soak it.

I suppose if you leave it in the freezer overnight it should work by morning... Now we're only small (brad) nails not 10 penny nails.

LeeMarsh · Post by **LeeMarsh** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 11:10 am

Tony,
I made the freezer suggestion earlier. I even outlined the process in a
<a href=http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php ... 1>Previous Post (click here to check it out</a>.
Strangely Ms. Lemon's Graphics Guy took exception to it...

er.. maybe it was the sponge bath comment...
Oh well....

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Enjoy Your Music, Lee Marsh 

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Tony · Post by **Tony** » Mon Feb 11, 2002 11:19 am

Sponge bath ??
I didn't catch that one... nor do I remember Dale passing out the URL to the wild Asian teen website.