Sam Houston
Re: Sam Houston
Long ago, Sam Houston was asked to identify himself. He got as far as "I am ..." when an inconsiderate bystander interrupted him by coughing loudly. Rather than risk Sam's wrath by asking the same question twice, folks just decided to call him God.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houton never washed new clothes before he wore them.
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Re: Sam Houston
Folks always knew Sam Huston was on his way, days before he arrived.Innocent Bystander wrote:Sam Houton never washed new clothes before he wore them.
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Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston introduced the Texas Longhorns hand gesture to rock music enthusiasts.
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Walden
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Re: Sam Houston
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston made a deal with Satan to be Governor of Texas, that's why he used the "Texas Longhorns" Satanic hand gesture.Walden wrote:Sam Houston introduced the Texas Longhorns hand gesture to rock music enthusiasts.
Re: Sam Houston
Hi there Pat!dwest wrote:Sam Houston made a deal with Satan to be Governor of Texas, that's why he used the "Texas Longhorns" Satanic hand gesture.
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Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston devoured books.
This is why they revoked his library card.
This is why they revoked his library card.
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Re: Sam Houston
I smell a story here. What, Walden...did you order a Whopper and instead get a Wimp-er? Has the economy hit fast food so already?Walden wrote:Sam Houston ordered a Whopper at McDonald's and got one.
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Re: Sam Houston
dwest wrote:Sam Houston made a deal with Satan to be Governor of Texas, that's why he used the "Texas Longhorns" Satanic hand gesture.Walden wrote:Sam Houston introduced the Texas Longhorns hand gesture to rock music enthusiasts.
Sam Huston went down to the crossroads..
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And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
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And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
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Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston hired Paul Bunyan to cut him a box of toothpicks.
Charlie Gravel
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde
Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston could order an eight-key flute from Patrick Olwell and have Pat make it the same day.
I'm asking you because you're an educated sort of swine. John LeCarre
Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston could become Samantha Houston at will.
But he never did.
But he never did.
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Re: Sam Houston
Sam Houston was changing genders at will when he was still wearing short pants.
Charlie Gravel
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde