That's what she said.
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Re: That's what she said.
Over here in English-speaking Yurp, the phrase used to be "...As the actress said to the bishop."
This dates from time immoral.
This dates from time immoral.
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Re: That's what she said.
Innocent Bystander wrote:Over here in English-speaking Yurp, the phrase used to be "...As the actress said to the bishop."
This dates from time immoral.
Used to be??? Still in common usage isn't it?
Love it.This dates from time immoral
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(That's what SHE said.)Hotblack wrote: Used to be??? Still in common usage isn't it?
It's being edged out... I blames the internetwebs.
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In that case I shall be a reactionary old git and start campaigning for the return of 'As the actress said....' with immediate effect.Innocent Bystander wrote:(That's what SHE said.)Hotblack wrote: Used to be??? Still in common usage isn't it?
It's being edged out... I blames the internetwebs.
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I prefer the actress talking to the bishop because it adds an extra level of humour, the chance that a 'holier than thou' Bishop might be getting up to no good....
now where have I heard that recently?
now where have I heard that recently?
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Re: That's what she said.
Innocent Bystander wrote:Aye. The waiting is the hardest part.
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
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That's what SHE said.Denny wrote:Innocent Bystander wrote:Aye. The waiting is the hardest part.
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I'm not getting it either. Perhaps you need a "Y" in your genetic makeup in order to understandemmline wrote:Yeah. Maybe if I watch mute's youtube Office clip 20 more times I'll start to get it.
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Re: That's what she said.
It is a joke with sexual cogitations using everyday speech.
For example,
Meaning that you are not getting sex.
It is a "burn" or a way to make fun of people in a harmless way.
For example,
Punchline: "That is what he said"izzarina wrote:I'm not getting it either.
Meaning that you are not getting sex.
It is a "burn" or a way to make fun of people in a harmless way.
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But was the cow spherical before you put it in a vacuum?
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as the thread takes a turn for the worse.....
ya have ta be real quick if ya put a cow in a vacuum
rather dramatic but limited duration show at best.
ya have ta be real quick if ya put a cow in a vacuum
rather dramatic but limited duration show at best.
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Re: That's what she said.
Sheesh.
For the girls, here.
There are endless variations of boys trying to maintain their stud reputation.
Subtle bragging and demeaning are par. Dominance, ye know..
Scene at baseball game.
Player One...seeking to demote masculinity of Player Two;
"You ran those bases like an old lady!"
Player Two, seeking to reestablish dominance;
"That's not what your wife said."
Laughter and/or fistfights optional.
For the girls, here.
There are endless variations of boys trying to maintain their stud reputation.
Subtle bragging and demeaning are par. Dominance, ye know..
Scene at baseball game.
Player One...seeking to demote masculinity of Player Two;
"You ran those bases like an old lady!"
Player Two, seeking to reestablish dominance;
"That's not what your wife said."
Laughter and/or fistfights optional.
You-Me-Them-Us-IT. Anything Else?
Re: That's what she said.
I thought that B-Mused was funnier
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
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It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
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Ah. Thank you. Context was missing in action until now.A-Musing wrote: Player Two, seeking to reestablish dominance;
"That's not what your wife said."
Laughter and/or fistfights optional.
But now I see. It is one of those things that is SO FUNNY that context is no longer even needed, right?
Some people just aren't...guys...I guess.
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I've noticed that.emmline wrote:Some people just aren't...guys...I guess.
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