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Secret lairs, including Superman's fortress of solitude, are being exposed at an alarming rate.
The real disaster of climate change.
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The real disaster of climate change.
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Re: The real disaster of climate change.
Finally, a major media outlet uncovers the truth. Thank you, Walden. Maybe you can make a documentary of it and try to score an Oscar next year.
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"Our work puts heavy metal where it belongs -- as a music genre and not a pollutant in drinking water." -- Prof Ali Miserez.
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They forgot about The Blob!! Run for your lives!!
(Or at least stroll for your lives. The Blob moves pretty slowly.)
(Or at least stroll for your lives. The Blob moves pretty slowly.)
Vivat diabolus in musica! MTGuru's (old) GG Clips / Blackbird Clips
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
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Nor the Thing, neither, but they did mention Bizarricus, who is probably representative of a host of monsters of less-than-human shape.
The nicest touch was the British Polar expedition of 1848, now thawed, and optimistic about completing their search for the NorthWest Passage.
The nicest touch was the British Polar expedition of 1848, now thawed, and optimistic about completing their search for the NorthWest Passage.
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And yet, somehow, it manages to capture people!MTGuru wrote:They forgot about The Blob!! Run for your lives!!
(Or at least stroll for your lives. The Blob moves pretty slowly.)
Hey maybe Superman can fix this global warming thing.. All he'd have to do is push the Earth into an orbit slightly further away from the sun...
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...Or use that cold super-breath thing he does.brewerpaul wrote:Hey maybe Superman can fix this global warming thing.. All he'd have to do is push the Earth into an orbit slightly further away from the sun...
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Beware of unintended consequences. I saw the 1936 film of H.G. Wells' story "The Man Who Could Work Miracles" as a kid, and it scared the heck out of me.brewerpaul wrote:Hey maybe Superman can fix this global warming thing.. All he'd have to do is push the Earth into an orbit slightly further away from the sun...
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Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
Joel Barish: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Dr. Mierzwiak: Well, technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage.
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It's windy here.
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And many a poor man that has roved,
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
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Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
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"veeeerrry interesting....but stupid."
Why did that just pop into my head?
Why did that just pop into my head?
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Re: The real disaster of climate change.
-No worries. Soon Mothra, Godzilla & Raymond Burr will join the tiny pillbox-hatted twins to sequester the evil CO2
monster and sink it where it will reside another thousand years before waking again.
-This will buy Supe and neighbors time to refinance and sell before the next meltdown.
monster and sink it where it will reside another thousand years before waking again.
-This will buy Supe and neighbors time to refinance and sell before the next meltdown.