Chiff & Fipple Awards Ceremony Red Carpet Interviews

[emmline]

Caroluna and Innocent have invitations to the after paper. Emm can cater, although I do wonder if peas will be too many calories. Do you have a lighter menu?

We will supply helium tanks.

[dwest]

I'm wearing camo from Cabela's with crossed bandoliers of 12 gauge shells while sporting a not so shiny BPS.

My cause in putting at least one Sturnus vulgaris per person on the breakfast table of all Americans. Sturnus vulgaris is a healthy nutritious breakfast food and goes great with bacon. They also make a great addition to school lunches wrapped in bacon and grilled, broiled, or fried, what could be better?

[Caroluna]

Sturnus vulgaris is a healthy nutritious breakfast food and goes great with bacon. ... what could be better?

Pâté de sansonnet au myrte

Description : Aux parfums du maquis. Fabrication artisanale locale
Composition : Gras et foie de porc, sansonnet 25 %, jambon, oeufs, fleurine de maïs, lait, assaisonnement, essence naturelle de myrte 3%. Sans colorant.

http://shopping.club-corsica.com/panier ... PC061.html



Starling Pâté! And it's locally produced!

[emmline]

Mmm...backwoods scented.

[dwest]

Sturnus vulgaris is a healthy nutritious breakfast food and goes great with bacon. ... what could be better?

Pâté de sansonnet au myrte

Description : Aux parfums du maquis. Fabrication artisanale locale
Composition : Gras et foie de porc, sansonnet 25 %, jambon, oeufs, fleurine de maïs, lait, assaisonnement, essence naturelle de myrte 3%. Sans colorant.

http://shopping.club-corsica.com/panier ... PC061.html


Starling Pâté! And it's locally produced!

All those other ingredients ruins the flavor. Plus foie gras is not a healthy breakfast food. Why buy it when you can get it from your own backyard, please check with your local gun laws before pursuing this harvesting technique.

[Caroluna]

Why buy it when you can get it from your own backyard,

Or your own living room...a bird in hand etc



Sorry for the thread drift Mutey! Shall we get back to fashion and Noble Causes?

[Denny]

NO! It's not Chef Kev, is it?

[dwest]

Why buy it when you can get it from your own backyard,

Or your own living room...a bird in hand etc



Sorry for the thread drift Mutey! Shall we get back to fashion and Noble Causes?

Oh! I'll take the one in his left hand, as good as squab!

[mutepointe]

Who are you wearing?

I remove all the tags from my clothing so that people cannot tell, so you don't think I'll be telling now! I am nobody's billboard. They should be paying me to make their clothing look good.

What are you currently promoting?

The end of conspicuous consumption.

How quaint. And your music will be promoted under the same label I guess? Next.

[jsluder]

Most (Emm being the notable exception) are describing clothes, yet the first question was (emphasis added):

Who are you wearing?

Y'know, like Tom Cruise acquiring Katie Holmes to wear on his arm for special red-carpet events.

C'mon, fess up. Who's gonna wear Joanie Madden on his/her arm for the Chiff & Fipple Awards Ceremony? Who's got L.E. McCullough? (And who got stuck with Bloomfield?)

[mutepointe]

Most (Emm being the notable exception) are describing clothes, yet the first question was (emphasis added):

Who are you wearing?

Y'know, like Tom Cruise acquiring Katie Holmes to wear on his arm for special red-carpet events.

C'mon, fess up. Who's gonna wear Joanie Madden on his/her arm for the Chiff & Fipple Awards Ceremony? Who's got L.E. McCullough? (And who got stuck with Bloomfield?)

This must be YOUR first Awards Ceremony. Emphasis added on Your. Besides shelled peas, Emm may be able to offer you a clue. Next.

[emmline]

(And who got stuck with Bloomfield?)

I'm willing to offer him a job. He'd get the cutest costume:

[jsluder]

This must be YOUR first Awards Ceremony. Emphasis added on Your. Besides shelled peas, Emm may be able to offer you a clue. Next.

Grumpy, grumpy. Countin' flowers on the wall? Don't let it bother you at all. (And you might get picked quicker if you weren't wearin' thin.)

[mutepointe]

This must be YOUR first Awards Ceremony. Emphasis added on Your. Besides shelled peas, Emm may be able to offer you a clue. Next.

Grumpy, grumpy. Countin' flowers on the wall? Don't let it bother you at all. (And you might get picked quicker if you weren't wearin' thin.)

So, I understand your answers to my two questions are surprisingly similar yet different.
Who are you wearing?
Just Yourself.
What are you currently promoting?
Not Yourself.

Move along, your 15 minutes are up. Next please.

[jsluder]

Move along, your 15 minutes are up. Next please.

15 minutes? Oh, you mean 5-minutes-plus-10-minutes-of-commercials-for-stuff-nobody-wants.

Is that a mustard stain on your Red Carpet? SHOUT IT OUT!