Math Jokes
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SteveShaw
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Re: Math Jokes
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at maths and those who aren't.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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izzarina
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Re: Math Jokes
*grimacing* Ewwwwwww.....bad one, Steve....
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SteveShaw
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Re: Math Jokes
Not really a maths joke but it does have numbers in it.
Man goes to doctor. Doctor says to him, " I'm very sorry to have to tell you that you only have a very short time left to live."
"Oh no! Oh my God!! H...h...how long have I got, doc?"
"Ten."
"Ten? TEN?? Oh God!! Ten what, doc? Months, weeks.....days??"
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME! Nine, eight, seven....."
Man goes to doctor. Doctor says to him, " I'm very sorry to have to tell you that you only have a very short time left to live."
"Oh no! Oh my God!! H...h...how long have I got, doc?"
"Ten."
"Ten? TEN?? Oh God!! Ten what, doc? Months, weeks.....days??"
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME! Nine, eight, seven....."
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Sandy McLeod
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Re: Math Jokes
Excellent, Steve. Just what the doctor ordered! (At least for me.)
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Re: Math Jokes
This is a different spin on math
http://www.morenewmath.com/all/
And the Washington post also had a contest for similar equasions.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 196_2.html
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
-e^(iπ)
http://www.morenewmath.com/all/
And the Washington post also had a contest for similar equasions.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 196_2.html
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
-e^(iπ)
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Doc Jones
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Re: Math Jokes
That's a great one.SteveShaw wrote:Not really a maths joke but it does have numbers in it.
Man goes to doctor. Doctor says to him, " I'm very sorry to have to tell you that you only have a very short time left to live."
"Oh no! Oh my God!! H...h...how long have I got, doc?"
"Ten."
"Ten? TEN?? Oh God!! Ten what, doc? Months, weeks.....days??"
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME! Nine, eight, seven....."
Here's another doctor joke with a number
A guy's doctor says
"I'm sorry but you only have 6 months to live."
"Six months?" wails the guy "Isn't there anyting I can do?"
"Well" says the doc "you could stop smoking, drinking and chasing women."
"And that'll make me live longer" asks the guy hopefully
"No" says the doc "But it'll seem a lot longer."
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