Giant Genetically-Engineered Crabs Pose No Threat

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:51 pm

emmline wrote:
I.D.10-t wrote:Is it me or does Dr. Branch LePage look a lot like Jeff Goldblum?
No. And Lester Mordock does not look like Willem Dafoe.

You're right! He doesn't! I was trying to think of who it was he didn't resemble....thanks, emm

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:57 pm

A good old buddy of mine...seventy six now..was born of an Irish Mother and a French father.

His mother was an Officers daughter, his Dad a soldier..India...The Empire and all that.

When he was a boy, disowned by his grandfather..kicked out of the Barracks..

He went down to the shore to grab a crab..

They had something to eat that night....

Crabs are cool...kept many good people alive.

Slan,
D.

Chuck_Clark · Post by **Chuck_Clark** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:01 pm

This is scary. Everyone else reading this thread is thinking gastronomically.

I was thinking it'd make a great "B" horror movie.

MTGuru · Post by **MTGuru** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:11 pm

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:43 pm

Chuck_Clark wrote:I was thinking it'd make a great "B" horror movie.

Yes, I think that was the original idea.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:41 am

Chuck_Clark wrote:This is scary. Everyone else reading this thread is thinking gastronomically.

I was thinking it'd make a great "B" horror movie.

Crabs are docile, harmless and cute. For true horror, you need giant mutant rabbits.

Night of the Lepus

(dwest, how big is your Dutch oven?)

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:51 am

I.D.10-t wrote:
Chuck_Clark wrote:This is scary. Everyone else reading this thread is thinking gastronomically.

I was thinking it'd make a great "B" horror movie.
Crabs are docile, harmless and cute. For true horror, you need giant mutant rabbits.

Night of the Lepus

(dwest, how big is your Dutch oven?)

I have a big oval cast iron roaster that will accommodate everyone in the picture, but it will take a month of Sundays to break apart enough garlic cloves. Or I could borrow my wife's 36" cast-iron dye/stew pot. But big bunnies are tough, I like the little coneys.

CHasR · Post by **CHasR** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:03 am

dwest wrote:
I.D.10-t wrote:
Chuck_Clark wrote:This is scary. Everyone else reading this thread is thinking gastronomically.

I was thinking it'd make a great "B" horror movie.
Crabs are docile, harmless and cute. For true horror, you need giant mutant rabbits.

Night of the Lepus

(dwest, how big is your Dutch oven?)
I have a big oval cast iron roaster that will accommodate everyone in the picture, but it will take a month of Sundays to break apart enough garlic cloves. Or I could borrow my wife's 36" cast-iron dye/stew pot. But big bunnies are tough, I like the little coneys.

everyone's approaching this from a stovetop p.o.v.;
For a hare that size, think barbecue pit, or fire roasted on a slowly revolving spit.

MTGuru · Post by **MTGuru** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:23 am

I.D.10-t wrote:Night of the Lepus

Actually, that may be the un-scariest horror movie ever made. It turns out that even giant mutant carnivorous bunnies are cute.

By the way, for SciFi B movie fans, this one opens in theaters next week, and looks like it will be a must-see. Very positive reviews so far.

http://www.alientrespass.com/

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:08 am

CHasR wrote:

everyone's approaching this from a stovetop p.o.v.;
For a hare that size, think barbecue pit, or fire roasted on a slowly revolving spit.

OOOOoooooo, I'm gonna get me to a traditional Southern Style Bunny-Pull.

kkrell · Post by **kkrell** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:11 am

now, returning to the subject of crabs:

"Crabs 'sense and remember pain' "
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7966807.stm

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:39 pm

CHasR wrote:For a hare that size, think barbecue pit, or fire roasted on a slowly revolving spit.

Those aren't hares! They're Flemish giant rabbits.

djm · Post by **djm** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:42 pm

Ooo, can't stand them things. Always clearing their throats, ain't they? Disgusting is what it is! Won't have 'em in the 'ouse!

djm

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:06 pm

hare hair balls

djm · Post by **djm** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:20 am

Just being phlegmatic.

djm

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