Dog Facts

[Innocent Bystander]

Dog Fact:
I love rolling in dead stuff. It smells good.

No, no, no. You miss the point. It's a dog joke. "Hey, I don't smell like me anymore! HA! Fooled ya!"
It's like a kid wearing a hallowe'en mask. It's such a shame so few humans get the joke.

[Charlene]

FACT: No matter how many walkies we've been on today, I want to go again. Now. (Doggie musings: What is a "day" anyway? And why do people have to put on different fur to go outside? I wear the same fur all the time - why can't they?)

FACT: It's fun to go bye-bye in the car - unless we stop at the vet.

[Joseph E. Smith]

Oooo, there's a rock, I think I'll swallow it....

[mutepointe]

Fact:
Being a member of the Pack rocks.

[cowtime]

Oooo, there's a rock, I think I'll swallow it....

In fact, I think these are fun to eat and I'll have three cups please....

owwwww, why to I have these itchy stitches in my tummy, you don't suppose it had anything to do with those crunchy gravels do you?

[cowtime]

Fact: I am queen of the world, all you other dogs in my family are allowed to exist at my whim. Look at me the wrong way and you'll feel the sting of my teeth. I'm so powerful you even call some of your females the same!

[s1m0n]

No, no, no. You miss the point. It's a dog joke. "Hey, I don't smell like me anymore! HA! Fooled ya!"

Your explanation is way better than mine: "the prey always ignore it when dead skunks sneak up on them..."

[Joseph E. Smith]

YAY! My backside just made a loud noise and it smells sooooooooo good that I just have to wag my tail and smile a lot.

[Walden]

DOG FACT: "I love to run and jump in your lap and lick you in the face for hours, even if I am a hundred pound golden retriever!"

[missy]

Ohhh, look, there's a spot in the sun, I think I'll go lay in it.

Why am I so hot?

I'll get a drink.

Ohh, look, there's a spot in the sun, I think I'll go lay in it.

Why am I so hot?

I'll get a drink.

Ohh, look, there's a spot in the sun...........

[dwest]

Yeah! A fragrant muddy tidal creek!....OMG! A bath tub! Help! They're trying to kill me! Help! Help!

[HDSarah]

The Retriever's Credo:

If it moves, play with it.
If it doesn't move, eat it.
If it doesn't move and smells really, really putrid, roll in it.

[mutepointe]

Dog Fact:
Every dog is a lap dog.
Dog Fact:
The reason dogs don't like baths is because baths aren't a dog's idea. Swimming in a sewer hole. That's a dog's idea.

[Joseph E. Smith]

Dog Fact:
Every dog is a lap dog.
Dog Fact:
The reason dogs don't like baths is because baths aren't a dog's idea. Swimming in a sewer hole. That's a dog's idea.

These are so very true. Though I would add that the larger the dog, the more they "feel" it their right to be a lap dog.

[anniemcu]

Dog Fact: Dogs know they are near the center of existence. (By contrast, Cats know they are the center of existence.)

http://www.peterhimmelman.com/audio.html, second album down (Pristine), second song (Dixie the Tiny Dog).