If I had to be a Creature.......(you can change your vote)

Post by **Nanohedron** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:46 pm

Am I the only one wondering why "Sweet Transvestite"? I mean, why not "Umami Transvestite"? Or maybe more likely, "Bitter Transvestite"?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:45 pm

Nanohedron wrote:Am I the only one wondering why "Sweet Transvestite"? I mean, why not "Umami Transvestite"? Or maybe more likely, "Bitter Transvestite"?

How d'ye do I...see you've met my...faithful...handyman...
::eyeing Nano discreetly so as to ascertain whether he gets the reference::

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:56 pm

emmline wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:Am I the only one wondering why "Sweet Transvestite"? I mean, why not "Umami Transvestite"? Or maybe more likely, "Bitter Transvestite"?
How d'ye do I...see you've met my...faithful...handyman...
::eyeing Nano discreetly so as to ascertain whether he gets the reference::

Or should we just mention that he needs to do the Time Warp?

Post by **Nanohedron** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:59 pm

Oh. Right. Um...never mind.

I was watching Bergman *films* at the time. Yeah, that's it.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:05 pm

Charlene wrote:
emmline wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:Am I the only one wondering why "Sweet Transvestite"? I mean, why not "Umami Transvestite"? Or maybe more likely, "Bitter Transvestite"?
How d'ye do I...see you've met my...faithful...handyman...
::eyeing Nano discreetly so as to ascertain whether he gets the reference::
Or should we just mention that he needs to do the Time Warp?

I don't know...that pelvic thrust has been known to drive people insane...

Post by **Nanohedron** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:08 pm

izzarina wrote:I don't know...that pelvic thrust has been known to drive people insane...

I was riding the crazy train long before puberty, thankyouverymuch.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:13 pm

I now have that song firmly planted in my head, thank you all very much

I think I'll teach it to the kids.

Oh, and I did want to add that the ultimate creature of the night would be the Phantom of the Opera, the music of which I have been being subjected to day and night since Christmas day. I could be the Phantom of the Opera...I know the part by heart

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:24 pm

I just want to be invisible at will. I don't need all the supernatural add-ons.

djm · Post by **djm** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:10 pm

Who said that?

djm

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:23 pm

izzarina wrote:I could be the Phantom of the Opera...I know the part by heart

Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. The night of nights.
No more rehearsing or nursing a part.
We know every part by heart!

Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. We'll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we'll hit!
On with the show, this is it!

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:44 pm

What to be:
Bigfoot. Get to go camping a lot. Avoid people.
ET. See the universe.
Witch. Magic Powers Rock.
Shape Shifter. Mirror for the Women's Volleyball Team Lockerroom.
Creature from the Black Lagoon. Camp and Swim a Lot. Get Babes.

What not to be:
Vampire. Against my religion.
Zombie. Having to do other people's bidding.
Werewolf. Too rigid a schedule.
Mummy. Too smelly. Like comfortable clothing.
Cupacabra. I like salad too much.
Mad Scientist. Requires advanced degree.
Ghost. Everything is all over.
Demon. Against my religion.
Mothra or Godzilla. I don't understand Japanese or the culture.
Sweet Transvestite. I can barely work myself up to wear khakis and a matching golf shirt.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:13 pm

mutepointe wrote:Shape Shifter. Mirror for the Women's Volleyball Team Lockerroom.

Not the shower soap?

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:24 pm

that's mutey....just wants ta watch

s1m0n · Post by **s1m0n** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:26 pm

A mad scientist, but full marks to the pollster for including "sweet transvestite".

mamakash · Post by **mamakash** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:17 pm

How cool is that! Before I looked down the list I thought "Mothra" . . . and there it was! Who wouldn't want to be a big, awkward monster terrorizing Japan?

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