Whistle Mind Control! Secrets Revealed!

[Tommy]

Grant thingies! I'll be satisfied with a beer....In numbers, and the more i drink the better i will sound....(you will sound good aswel)

nice pun

[riverman]

Of course! In my mind whistle music creates waves that say, "MORE, MORE!!"
In some of my listener's minds the whistle creates, "DYING CAT! DYING CAT!!"

[dryer]

A whistles effect on the human brain is similar to the fact that it's absolutely impossible to not smile when someone around you tries to yodel. Yodeling good or bad, will bring on a smile. Try it....yodel at your kids or spouse. A whistle played badly, however, can bring on depression and rejection, causing one to seek a support group, so be careful. It's a neurochemical thing.

[riverman]

No WONDER I'm still on prozac!!