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CHasR wrote:Whenever you see more than two police cars in one place, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE FAST!
Yes, I tend to avoid police stations, too.
dwest wrote:Free firewood advice:
Only use hardwood from trees cut down in the winter. Always have a two year supply, in other words a chord progession.
Nice idea. You could give each chord a letter, so you knew which was which. The chord that was farthest from the house would be the chord that was hard to reach. :P
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dwest wrote:Free firewood advice:
Only use hardwood from trees cut down in the winter. Always have a two year supply, in other words a chord progession.
The stacks that aren't aged enough to use yet are your minor chords.
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WyoBadger wrote:
dwest wrote:Free firewood advice:
Only use hardwood from trees cut down in the winter. Always have a two year supply, in other words a chord progession.
The stacks that aren't aged enough to use yet are your minor chords.
I always like to cut my own, otherwise you rarely get a full chord.
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Yeah, last summer my pickup rolled over with a load of wood.
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I never liked inverted chords.
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CHasR wrote:If you must leave your car parked in a dicey place, put everything of any value in the trunk...
...preferably before you arrive at your destination, if it can be helped. If larcenous eyes see you making the transfer, they just know where to go right away.
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It seems some woodburners prefer the sound of their own bark. Of course, we're talking augmented and demented chords, here. :boggle:

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djm wrote:It seems some woodburners prefer the sound of their own bark. Of course, we're talking augmented and demented chords, here. :boggle:

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If you remove a few pieces of wood it's a diminished chord.
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Flyingcursor wrote:
djm wrote:It seems some woodburners prefer the sound of their own bark. Of course, we're talking augmented and demented chords, here. :boggle:

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If you remove a few pieces of wood it's a diminished chord.
if you stack wood from male trees against wood from female trees, you get augmented chords. Unless of course the male trees are gay: in which case you get fully diminished seventh chords. However, if either of the trees are undecided, or hermaphoditic, then you'll get pandiatonic chords. In any case, it's best to avoid driving by police stations with your trunk open.
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Advice? hmm...

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One time I over-extended my chords and I had to borrow chords from a neighbor, unfortunately I didn't actually asked him and he suspended my chord usage. Very dissonant of him I thought.
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CHasR wrote:if you stack wood from male trees against wood from female trees, you get augmented chords. Unless of course the male trees are gay: in which case you get fully diminished seventh chords. However, if either of the trees are undecided, or hermaphoditic, then you'll get pandiatonic chords. In any case, it's best to avoid driving by police stations with your trunk open.
I think this premise has gotten a little sweaty....
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Jack wrote:You don't decide your gender or your sexual orientation.
Amongst some organisms that is not the case.
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Cofaidh wrote:Advice? hmm...

Never pet a burning dog.
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