No jokes please

Snuh · Post by **Snuh** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:48 am

"I have a solution but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:42 pm

"People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:07 am

"We're all going to Dallas! We're all going to Dallas!"

--James

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:14 am

"Someone chanted evening."

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:16 pm

Pardon me, Roy: Is that the cat that ate your new shoes?

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:17 pm

Hey, Fly, your man's open.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:45 pm

Half a horse.

"You stroke it, and it turns into a suitcase!"

"I'll keep an eye out for you!"

Little Rock Junior Chamber of Commerce, Executive Vice President.

"Lenny, don't make trouble!"

It was an Iron Bar.

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:00 pm

"If you rub it right, it'll stand up by itself."

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:28 pm

The old man pointed at the statue of Einstein, which was now standing straight and tall, and said, "It only stands to reason."

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Oh, there's no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

--James

pipersgrip · Post by **pipersgrip** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:57 pm

"There are three kinds of turds: mustard, custard and you, you big poo poo!"

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:11 pm

It was the chicken.

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:34 pm

"But only twice on Sunday!"

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:36 pm

"I'm not of your religion ladies, but I cannot help but admire your faith."

Roderick [Rod] Sprague IV · Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:27 am

They're dead.

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:48 am

"They're dead, Jim."