Nose hair dilemma

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How do you get rid of them?

Yank with tweezers
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13%
Yank with fingers
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19%
Cut with sharp deadly scissors
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31%
Cut with electric nose hair clipper.
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22%
I let them hang out like a second moustache.
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16%
 
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Oh, look! The banner is for the "WAHL Wet-Dry Nose Hair Trimmer."
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dwest wrote:I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me. I plucked my nose hair and nothing ever happened to me.
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Oh, dear! Now it's for a p**ic hair trimmer.

And you people make jokes about sheep shearing! Gack!
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it's just project scope :wink:
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Lambchop wrote:Oh, dear! Now it's for a p**ic hair trimmer.
Lawdy, it'd jes' make yo' hair curl! :o

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Flyingcursor wrote:How do YOU rid yourself of unsightly nose hairs?
I've found that the most efficient way is a one-second pass with a propane torch. Why waste time?
And now there was no doubt that the trees were really moving - moving in and out through one another as if in a complicated country dance. ('And I suppose,' thought Lucy, 'when trees dance, it must be a very, very country dance indeed.')

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s1m0n wrote:
Flyingcursor wrote:How do YOU rid yourself of unsightly nose hairs?
I've found that the most efficient way is a one-second pass with a propane torch. Why waste time?
Those little butane torches for doing crème brûlée are better, in my experience.
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dwest wrote:
s1m0n wrote:
Flyingcursor wrote:How do YOU rid yourself of unsightly nose hairs?
I've found that the most efficient way is a one-second pass with a propane torch. Why waste time?
Those little butane torches for doing crème brûlée are better, in my experience.
wimp.
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I had one of those battery powered clippers but it was a cheapie I received with a wet-dry razor. When the battery runs down and/or the clippers get out of alignment or dull the mechanism just grabs everything inside your nose! Sure does get your eyes to watering. :swear:

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I think we are well into the TMI (Too Much Information) zone by now.
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s1m0n wrote:
dwest wrote:
s1m0n wrote: I've found that the most efficient way is a one-second pass with a propane torch. Why waste time?
Those little butane torches for doing crème brûlée are better, in my experience.
wimp.
Wimp! My foot! Butane burns hotter, plus I sell my nose and ear hair to watchmakers for mainsprings, I need a precision torch.
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The rotary clippers are OK but there's not enough blade exposed so I don't think it works. I can't use the straight electric clippers because it irritates the nasal passage and I spend a whole day sneezing.
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Peter Laban wrote:This looks so wrong:

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Hey, check it out. It's the same guy in both photos, but his eye color is different. How bogus is that? I think we can safely dismiss the trustworthiness of this product.
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OMG! :o You're right! And look! His shirt changed, too! :o

And really, now that you've got me looking more closely, is that even his own nose? I mean, didn't one nostril sort of shift from one side to the other from one photo to the next?

And the background ... the background is moving!!! OMG I think I'm gonna be sick ..... :boggle:

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djm wrote:And look! His shirt changed, too! :o
They probably ran out of film or the memory card tubed out or something and had to shoot another day. But the eye thing...he's an alien for sure. "Let us access this Earthling currency for our own ends. Observe: they are susceptible to the curious cultural form that they call "humor", and this appears to be true as well in prompting economic flow. Statistical analysis suggests that our Humor Algorithm is nearly infallible. Their resistance will be futile."
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