What do the voices in YOUR head tell you to do?

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:17 am

Mine say, "Put magnets on your car."

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:45 am

Mine say "Not long now..."

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:17 am

mutepointe wrote:Mine say, "Put magnets on your car."

Just make sure you attach the correct pole face down on the vehicle, otherwise there is no fuel savings. Remember you are trying to repel gravity and align your chakras. And my inner voice says it's too smokey outside to work, cough, cough, so I am suppose to do nothing.

djm · Post by **djm** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:21 am

Mine say to stay at home and keep polishing my guns. Don't go into work ... at least, not today ...

djm

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:56 am

djm wrote:Mine say to stay at home and keep polishing my guns. Don't go into work ... at least, not today ...

djm

Hey that's a good idea, I could work on that new silencer for my Barrett 82A.

ketida · Post by **ketida** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:10 am

Mine keep saying "You need another whistle."

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:12 am

Mine, most unfortunately, tell me it's time for a little something.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:53 am

They say to be nicer.

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:11 pm

Lambchop wrote:Mine, most unfortunately, tell me it's time for a little something.

that you keep in the wine cellar?

We haven't one of these here for a long time.
My little voice says, "Let's have a drink",
But leave your guns at home.

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:19 pm

emmline wrote:They say to be nicer.

emm, that's your conscience, that's not a Voice.

Ironically, those who have a conscience are not generally the ones who really need to be nicer; you seem reasonably nice to me.

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My Voices tell me that, late at night, when we're asleep, our ferrets call the mothership, and report on how their humans did in their latest series of intelligence tests.

--James

chas · Post by **chas** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:27 pm

My voices tell me to play my new Noy flute more. But my conscience resists.

BillChin · Post by **BillChin** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:50 pm

Mine brings me songs from the ether.

It is that time of year again, for the Internet summer songwriting group. This year it is bigger and better than ever.

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:04 pm

Mine say it's time to check out the C&F pub.

tansy · Post by **tansy** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:38 pm

Sail away in the night and never return.

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:38 pm

Play music on something...

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