7 actual Keith Richards quotations

[CHasR]

I have no idea what the audience makes of me.

I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was.

I only get ill when I give up drugs.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

It's good to be anywhere.

It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere.

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.



Keith Richards

[djm]

There seems to be a bit of overlap there overlap there seems to be a bit a bit a bit ... What was I saying?

djm

[mutepointe]

I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was.

PROBABLY! I wonder what his definition of wasted is.

[chas]

I think it was Dean Martin who said, "You know you're drunk when you're lying on the floor and you have to hold on."

And Tom Waits, "I don't have a drinking problem till I can't get a drink." (That was in a song and a long time ago.)

[Jack]

I have no idea what the audience makes of me.

I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was.

I only get ill when I give up drugs.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

It's good to be anywhere.

It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere.

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.



Keith Richards

When he dies, people will smoke his body.

[cowtime]

Well, after all, he snorted his dad....

I think he'd approve.

[CHasR]

I wonder what his definition of wasted is.

Amy Winehouse

[Jack]

I wonder what his definition of wasted is.

Amy Winehouse

They tried to make him go to rehab; he said No, No, NO.

[I.D.10-t]

He has some quotes in Wikiquote.

Keith Richards

[Innocent Bystander]

I think it was Dean Martin who said, "You know you're drunk when you're lying on the floor and you have to hold on."

I had that when I had Labyrynthitis, and stone cold sober.

[CHasR]

I think it was Dean Martin who said, "You know you're drunk when you're lying on the floor and you have to hold on."

I had that when I had Labyrynthitis, and stone cold sober.

Keith can t spell that, and has never been stone cold sober.
Stoned, yes, but stone cold sober, no. At least not after toddlerhood.

[Roderick [Rod] Sprague IV]

I am reminded of the Terry Gross vs Gene Simmons interview of some years back; http://www.erim.net/archives/gene-simmo ... -interview

[Whistling Willie]

When Keith Richards was asked by a reporter what his reaction was to the death of Diana Princess of Wales he replied,"Dunno,never met the chick"

[s1m0n]

When Keith Richards was asked by a reporter what his reaction was to the death of Diana Princess of Wales he replied,"Dunno,never met the chick"

Good for him. I can recall being struck by the orgy of conspicuous grief coming from people to whom Diana Spencer was a complete stranger.

[Jack]

When Keith Richards was asked by a reporter what his reaction was to the death of Diana Princess of Wales he replied,"Dunno,never met the chick"

Good for him. I can recall being struck by the orgy of conspicuous grief coming from people to whom Diana Spencer was a complete stranger.

She wasn't just a complete stranger. She was a woman, a sister, a daughter, a wife, an ex-wife, a friend and a mother who lived so much of her life in front of the cameras. If you had a television, you knew who she was. If you lived in a Commonwealth country, you knew who she was. If you had ever read a newspaper, you knew who she was. If you had heard people talking, you knew who she was. She was the most famous woman in the world. That's why people all over the world felt a personal connection to her during her life and grieved when she died.