Let's start an internet rumor

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:22 pm

Let's start a really good rumor that totally makes it all over the internet and then when it gets researched and gets found out that a bunch of whistle players started the whole thing, we could make whistle playing totally cool and Dale would have to go on the Today show to explain things causing Doug Tipple to get his own time slot on QVC. OK?

(oops, I meant to post this in the pub. I bet a moderator moves it there.)

MTGuru · Post by **MTGuru** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:51 pm

mutepointe wrote:(oops, I meant to post this in the pub. I bet a moderator moves it there.)

At your service.

kennychaffin · Post by **kennychaffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:54 pm

How about "Sources reveal that Barack Obama is really Irish"

KAC

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:09 pm

Oak whistles outgas a chemical that makes your lips numb and is twice as addictive as craic cocaine.

--Jhamzheth

P.S. It givesh you a lithsp, too.

fruladog · Post by **fruladog** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:10 pm

Sounds good to me.

"Unnamed sources have revealed Barack Obama is of Irish descent. The family name was originally spelled O'Bama. Requests for information from the Obama camp have gone unanswered."

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:01 pm

Let's say that Andrea Corr is having a wild, steamy love affair with a high-ranking C&F member, but leave him (or her) un-named for the time being. Maybe there is even a bun in that oven. (Surely I'm not the only one who knows what's going on?)

We will need some doctored pictures and some spliced-together audio and video to get it started, but after it takes off it has a life of its own. We can do it.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:08 pm

naw, she's too scrawny for Bloo...

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:10 pm

Denny wrote:naw, she's too scrawny for Bloo...

I don't think she's his "type," dude.

I was actually thinking about Walden. What a scandal that would be, eh?

(No harm meant to Mr. Walden, of course.

)

Thomaston · Post by **Thomaston** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:11 pm

Jack wrote:Let's say that Andrea Corr is having a wild, steamy love affair with a high-ranking C&F member

I'm not a high-ranking member, but if you need a volunteer...

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:39 pm

Jack wrote:
Denny wrote:naw, she's too scrawny for Bloo...
I don't think she's his "type," dude.

I was actually thinking about Walden. What a scandal that would be, eh?

No, I didn't think so either....

Walden, eh....
Yer jes' tryin' to get sent to yer room, ain't ya?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:43 pm

Denny wrote:
Jack wrote:
Denny wrote:naw, she's too scrawny for Bloo...
I don't think she's his "type," dude.

I was actually thinking about Walden. What a scandal that would be, eh?
No, I didn't think so either....

Walden, eh....
Yer jes' tryin' to get sent to yer room, ain't ya?

Well, reporting that "Everybody is well behaved and do exactly what is expected of them," that wouldn't make a very good rumor.

pixyy · Post by **pixyy** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:46 am

Jack wrote:Let's say that Andrea Corr is having a wild, steamy love affair with a high-ranking C&F member, but leave him (or her) un-named for the time being. Maybe there is even a bun in that oven. (Surely I'm not the only one who knows what's going on?)

We will need some doctored pictures and some spliced-together audio and video to get it started, but after it takes off it has a life of its own. We can do it.

That's alright. We broke up, so another high ranking C&F member can have the wild, steamy love affair now.
She cooked a great breakfast before she left:

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:18 am

mutepointe wrote:Dale would have to go on the Today show to explain things causing Doug Tipple to get his own time slot on QVC.

PVC on QVC!

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:42 am

Cork Grease is an aphrodisiac.

Sober Sam · Post by **Sober Sam** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:52 am

The whole "destruction of the rainforest" thing is entirely made up by greenpeace and WWF who are in fact huge money making machines and give a rat's ass about the environment. The rainforest was never better (no wonder, considering the mild climate).
Another invention of Greenpeace is whaling. Whales actually never really existed. The people of Greenpeace just found it intreeguing to claim that "Moby Dick" was actually about a real creature. All the pictures are CGI. The things that whalewatchers see are actually just big grey rubber backs that are mounted on little submarines...

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