Sentences only *YOU* have a right to say...

[djm]

Well done, Lamb! We expect great things from you, you know.

djm

[FJohnSharp]

When I'm not scooping dog poop and shampooing labradors, I'm writing a book about some kids who find a magical travelling machine.

[rh]

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[carrie]

When I was in 2nd grade I had to write sentences using spelling words, like zillions of other kids. Two of the words in our list one week were comb and bend. My dad had just bought a new comb that had "Bendable" printed on it. So my sentence was "I can bend a comb." The teacher wrote "Odd" next to that one.

My daughter's best spelling sentence, in my opinion, was "The pig ran north."

I know these aren't exactly the kinds of sentences the thread is about, but...

[kkrell]

My cat Mubu is yelling at me because I ran out of Kramarczuk's Ukrainian garlic sausage.

http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm ... cleid=1350

"Both garlic and onion can be toxic to dogs, cats, and other animals. Cats appear to be more sensitive than dogs. In dogs and cats, onions and garlic can cause a breakdown of the red blood cells, resulting in Heinz body anemia."

[Caroluna]

Special thanks to Caroluna for her expert assistance with that . . . one . . . last . . . insurmountable . . . requirement. That one act of kindness probably kept me from throwing in the towel at the last minute.

Yeesh!! Congrats on your perseverance!
and, I'm glad to have been of help

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Here's my sentence--

My new baby Oncidiums seem unhappy, but the decades-old Epidendrum has suddenly sprung back to life.

[Innocent Bystander]

"The deer went behind the trampoline. "

Really. I looked up from the keyboard to see a deer in the back garden. I got a crappy mobile-phone picture of it. I'll post it in a bit.

[emmline]

My dad had just bought a new comb that had "Bendable" printed on it. So my sentence was "I can bend a comb." The teacher wrote "Odd" next to that one.

I remember those combs. I found them odd too, but would have written a similar sentence.
Anyone remember the little black combs they used to hand out on school picture day? Sometimes they had the word "unbreakable" stamped on the side. I always wondered why they would pose that kind of a challenge to hoards of elementary school children, but, sure enough, they were breakable if one tried hard enough.

[jlunt]

"You can dip your carrot stick in ketchup, Parmesan or ice cream, but nobody will want to share when you dip it in all three." - to my three year old grandson, who also likes his fries that way.

[gonzo914]

"Get the other cat out of the freezer, and then take that one and this one to the shelter to get them cremated."

And congratulations, Lambchop. Here's your pony for gettng a 4.0.



I believe you have at least four ponies now.

Do you need any help moving out of the dorm? Just leave all those Toledo street signs you borrowed for wall decorations by the dumpster. The cops will pick them up later.

[Jack]

I <3 KY.

(I live in KY.)

[Nanohedron]

My cat Mubu is yelling at me because I ran out of Kramarczuk's Ukrainian garlic sausage.

http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm ... cleid=1350

"Both garlic and onion can be toxic to dogs, cats, and other animals. Cats appear to be more sensitive than dogs. In dogs and cats, onions and garlic can cause a breakdown of the red blood cells, resulting in Heinz body anemia."

Ouch. Thanks. No more of that, then.

[CHasR]

I <3 KY.

(I live in KY.)

you DO mean Kentucky, right?

[Flyingcursor]

I <3 KY.

(I live in KY.)

you DO mean Kentucky, right?

Heh heh.


My sentence: "Don't lean forward, she's got her head under the chair."

[emmline]

My sentence: "Don't lean forward, she's got her head under the chair."

I absolutely understand that one, and can sometimes say it.