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CHasR · Post by **CHasR** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:31 pm

this could be fun:

I can truthfully say:

"The blue ceramic frog is in the dining room between the sitar and the ukelele".

chas · Post by **chas** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:37 pm

The carnivorous plants came out of the refrigerator a couple of weeks ago.

The Jacks in the pulpit came out of the garage soon afterward (they're in the music room now, under the grow lights).

CHasR · Post by **CHasR** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:43 pm

chas wrote:
The Jacks in the pulpit came out of the garage soon afterward (they're in the music room now, under the grow lights).

replaced the cannabis, did they?

im only kidding...

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:47 pm

It would have been more interesting 10 years ago when I could have said:

"Hey. Insulation just fell into your ice cream. Please take it out before you eat that."
or
"Uh oh. Looks like it's going to rain again. Better stick another garbage can between the girls' beds, and maybe put one in front of the piano."

But now I can say:

"What? You think there's something wrong with having eight color samples randomly swatched all over the wall at the top of the stairs?"
and
"Olivia--I think it's perfectly reasonable that every item of clothing you own is under your bathroom sink. There is, after all, a cat in your dresser drawer."

Redwolf · Post by **Redwolf** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:48 pm

"Oh no...the cat's gotten stuck in the harp case again!"

Redwolf

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:00 pm

I've got to quit screwing around on the Chiffboard and get this technology application paper done so I can get out and get the chokecherries, plums, and junipers planted before all 200 of them shrivel up and die!

How's that?

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:06 pm

"Watch out for the rocket chick around that corner--I can hear her moan!"

(from our Quake II days)

---or---

(as any ferret owner will recognise)

"How are the kids with the new guy?" "Just fine...lots of mouthing and butt-sniffing, they're having a grand old time!"

--James

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:33 pm

I received a Postbaccalaureate Certificate in Health Information Admininstration this morning, which is not unique, but I think the 4.0 GPA might be.

Many thanks to all the Chiffers who helped with Geek questions, math advice, and moral support over the last 2-1/2 years! I couldn't have done it without you.

Special thanks to Caroluna for her expert assistance with that . . . one . . . last . . . insurmountable . . . requirement. That one act of kindness probably kept me from throwing in the towel at the last minute.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:34 pm

Lambchop wrote: Many thanks to all the Chiffers who helped with Geek questions, math advice, and moral support over the last 2-1/2 years! I couldn't have done it without you.

Oh, but lots of us can say this part.
(and congrats on the other part!)

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:37 pm

Congratulations to Lambchop!

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:39 pm

Lambchop wrote:I received a Postbaccalaureate Certificate in Health Information Admininstration this morning, which is not unique, but I think the 4.0 GPA might be.

Many thanks to all the Chiffers who helped with Geek questions, math advice, and moral support over the last 2-1/2 years! I couldn't have done it without you.

Special thanks to Caroluna for her expert assistance with that . . . one . . . last . . . insurmountable . . . requirement. That one act of kindness probably kept me from throwing in the towel at the last minute.

Yaaaay, Lambie! I think this latest class might nuke my 4.0. Oh well.

T

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:02 pm

congratulations Lambie

chas · Post by **chas** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:03 pm

Redwolf wrote:"Oh no...the cat's gotten stuck in the harp case again!"

I have a cat that got stuck in the lazy susan and the recliner mechanism in the same day. [She survived both (the lazy susan repeatedly) and is now 10, I think.]

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:09 pm

The cattle were turned in to the pastures around our house last Sunday and my house dogs are giddy with the new opportunities to roll in cowpiles.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:09 pm

My cat Mubu is yelling at me because I ran out of Kramarczuk's Ukrainian garlic sausage.

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