OT - Worst Movie of All Time

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:33 pm

On 2002-12-08 16:14, WyoBadger wrote:
They're FRENCH! Why else would they have zees outRRRRAGEOUS accent, you silly Zub?!?!

Why bother my reverse pronominal un-cussing with you knnnigggett?
"Fetchez la vache !"

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:53 pm

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
(quite possibly the GREATEST movie ever made

)

Nee, peng, and neeEEEEwa--
Tom (the old man from Scene 24)

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 4:03 pm

Thanks mary; I'd forgotten, Ishtar is definitely on my list as well!

Philo

hillfolk22 · Post by **hillfolk22** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 4:20 pm

On 2002-12-08 15:36, Paul wrote:
Yeah, Kevin, I agree. Signs was also a big disappointment to me. Even the characters didn't make sense. It seemed like a half baked kid's movie kind of like that Star Wars Phantom Menace fiasco.

Ya, but it had Mel in it...

Whistlin'Dixie · Post by **Whistlin'Dixie** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 5:37 pm

On 2002-12-08 17:20, hillfolk22 wrote:
Ya, but it had Mel in it...

Boy, that was his mistake! I had forgotten how much that one stunk!!!
Mary

mvhplank · Post by **mvhplank** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 5:58 pm

Tell me if I'm remembering this right...

Gene Siskel once railed against a terrible movie, resenting that it stole two hours out of his life that he'd never get back.

Sadly ironic he died so young.

I miss him--I liked to watch Siskel and Ebert and average out their opinions (or side with Gene). I could trust that I wouldn't waste my money or more precious time.

M

Mark_J · Post by **Mark_J** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:24 pm

My nomination is Armageddon. I really enjoyed the first half, as corny as it was. The second half of the movie was pure garbage. There were too many sound effects to hear any of the dialog. Maybe that was a good thing. The pseudoscience was way too wrong (Homer Simpson must have been a technical consultant) and the sheer number of completely impossible events (generally death and planetary anihilation was cheated about once every six seconds beating 10,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 odds each time.

I never felt so cheated out of $7.50.

Rod Sprague · Post by **Rod Sprague** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:08 pm

Personally, I think "Manos, Hands of Fate" is the worst movie ever made, as it manages to be B movie bad, without any of the usual camp value of virtually any of the other B movies out there. I suspect it damaged MST3K's will to live as the show never seemed to be quite the same after they tried to work over that one!

ScottStewart · Post by **ScottStewart** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:53 am

On 2002-12-08 16:20, dakotamouse wrote:
I am the second vote for "Ishtar"...

It was supposed to be a comedy.

It was supposed to be a comedy? Eewww, that makes it even worse. I guess that's why Beatty and Hoffman never became the new Lewis and Martin. Actually, I knew it was billed as a comedy, but when I watched it I just sat there with a puzzled look on my face. Then I fell asleep with a puzzled look on my face.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 6:29 am

"What's Up, Tiger Lily?"

or How to make a real Bad movie much worse!

Woody Allen allegedly purchased the "free adaptation" rights of a B-series Japanese spy movie.
Then he just ganged friends and actors in the dubbing studio--none understood Japanese--and they just said whatever they felt like, understandably deconstructing the plot...
This "worse than worse" got close to brilliant

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 6:40 am

On 2002-12-08 15:51, I wrote:
the worst James Bond--"Casino Royale" with David Niven as James Bond, Peter Sellers as The Villain.

Geesh... All wrong. Apologies. I located the movie on the net http://www.all-reviews.com/videos-2/casino-royale.htm

I should have 1st mentioned John Huston is the director! Peter Sellers is J. Bond too, like the new one sorta replacing David Niven. The villain is Woody Allen though Orson Welles is mighty naughty, too, and the main JB girl is none else than Arsula Undress, if I got it straight this time

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TomR · Post by **TomR** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 7:23 am

Anybody remember David Carradine in "Death Race 2000"? Truly, deeply profoundly bad.

TonyHiggins · Post by **TonyHiggins** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 3:32 pm

I just rented Imposter w/ Gary Senise last weekend. It sadly could have been a cool movie, but the plot holes were so huge you could jack-knife a big rig in one and not touch the sides. I don't want to spoil it in case someone just has to see for themselves.

My teenage son says all of his friends hated Reign of Fire, which I believe is pathetic. (I might rent it anyway, I don't know. Just to spite myself.) The ad on the sides of buses looked so cool.
Tony

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goesto11 · Post by **goesto11** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 3:48 pm

Here are my two votes. My first vote goes to "Ghost". I had heard so many good things about it, and was majorly disappointed. Way too easy to figure out the plot, and the "scary" ghosts cracked me up.

My second vote: "Cabin Boy". Did anyone else see that? Truly painful to sit through.

John Mac

CraigMc · Post by **CraigMc** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 3:49 pm

Definately Mario Bros.

And along those same line Judge Dread

lame...lame...lame...lame