Introducing TSDD

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:40 pm

The Tipple Squirrel Defense Device (AKA TSDD) appears simple at first glance but reveals its complexity the more often you observe the surprised look of the squirrels that can no longer climb the pole to pillage my bird feeder. According to the advice of my patent attorney, I have decided not to patent this invention but to release it to the public absolutely free of charge. All that you need for construction of the TSDD is a few scrap pieces of pvc pipe and some string or cord.

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:46 pm

I'd love to have squirrels to need to be rid of. I haven't seen a squirrel in my neighborhood in years. Very clever, Doug!

Susan

pastorkeith · Post by **pastorkeith** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:55 pm

So the squirrels stop and see those CPVC whistles hanging there and entranced by the rich, yet complex sound, start a session that goes on and on and on and forget about eating as long as you fill the nearby birdbath with Guiness?

Ingenius Doug!!!!!

pastorkeith

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:45 pm

Doug, I appologize, but I will need detailed instructions for reproducing said squirrel baffler. Looks simple enough but not clear enough.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:19 am

Does it work on cats, too?

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:33 am

Did yall read that deal in the news about the ground squirrels chewing up rattlesnake skins to confuse said venomous animals?

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:14 pm

Impressive invention there.

My squirrel defense works well.
5 dogs

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:44 pm

Why would someone want to get rid of free meat and pelts?

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:32 pm

Sheesh. I thought TSDD was another disease to worry about.

TheSpoonMan · Post by **TheSpoonMan** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:50 pm

Walden wrote:Why would someone want to get rid of free meat and pelts?

That's exactly what I (and my shotgun) try to tell the City! But do they listen? No!

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:14 pm

Walden wrote:Why would someone want to get rid of free meat and pelts?

When I lost my job in 2000, I tried to get my wife to let me hunt the squirrels in the back yard, but she wouldn't let me. Told her my grandmother had a great squirrel recipe, but she was unconvinced. I wonder if it's just an oklahoma thing

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:42 pm

Nah. Lot's of ole Viginny recipes for fried squirrel and gravy.

Tree rats. I ain't eatin' them thangs.

fancypiper · Post by **fancypiper** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:52 pm

My mom made a delicious squirrel pie. I think I can duplicate her receipe. I wish I had about 4 of them..