What would you take into battle?

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The Sheath of Arthur Pendragon
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The Sword Excalibur or The Sword of Roland
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The Nemean lion-skin of Heracles
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The Hammer of Thor
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The One Ring of Sauron the Dark Lord
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The Sword of Elendil
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The Armor of Achilles
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The Whistle or Flute and the Book of Taliesin
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No Gae Bolga? :cry:
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One of them invisibility cloaks.
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What is WRONG with you??? The Sheath of Arthur Pendragon? You want me to carry the Sheath of Arthur Pendragon into battle? So I can leave it lying on the ground and wait until the enemy is all gathered round going "Eww! A used condom! Eww!" Please!

That's just plain disgusting. Sheesh.


I hope everyone knows I would take duct tape.
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One ring to rule them all. :devil:

And if I can't have that, then Excalibur. Which I will probably trip over and cut myself to bits on.

Oh wait - I know! I'll just pass out bottles and cans of Coke to them, and we'll all start singing and peace and love will abide.
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I'd go with the One Ring, of course!
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Lambchop wrote:You want me to carry the Sheath of Arthur Pendragon into battle?
I'm surprised at you, Lamby. I would have thought that you, of all people, would realize the rarity of a magical foreskin. :D

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Oh, wow.
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Into Battle

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What about a can of Diet Coke and a handful of Mentos?
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pastorkeith wrote:What about a can of Diet Coke and a handful of Mentos?
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It has to be "The Real Thing." :lol:
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Charlene wrote:One ring to rule them all. :devil:

And if I can't have that, then Excalibur. Which I will probably trip over and cut myself to bits on.

Oh wait - I know! I'll just pass out bottles and cans of Coke to them, and we'll all start singing and peace and love will abide.
I like this, I like this...
I'd like to teach the world to sing...

But I'd also need to bring a more powerful singing voice....hmmm...
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Archangels' Obsidian Staff of Apocalypse, with 99 charges.

(Came up against this once in Diablo.)
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i'm taking a white flag. i'm a lover not a fighter.
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djm wrote:
Lambchop wrote:You want me to carry the Sheath of Arthur Pendragon into battle?
I'm surprised at you, Lamby. I would have thought that you, of all people, would realize the rarity of a magical foreskin. :D

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"It looks like a purse NOW, but, you stroke it, and it turns into a suitcase!"
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Ha! In a pig's ear!

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