Friendly Fruit

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:49 pm

This grapefruit was looking at me on the breakfast table this morning. Can you think of a humorous caption for this photo?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:55 pm

Who ya' callin' sour, ya' squirt?

djm · Post by **djm** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:32 pm

I guess you're not afraid of post-menopausal breast cancer.

djm

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:27 pm

No, I can't. I tried, and I can't. The ridiculously long list of drugs with which this fruit interacts looms in my mind . . . it's depressing me.

See for yourself . . . CLICKY.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:54 am

As there is no conflict between grapefruit and caffeine, I do not anticipate a problem.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:31 am

"Get inside me, Big Boy!"

djm · Post by **djm** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:51 am

IB wrote:"Get inside me, Big Boy!"

A fruit fetishist! Hide the pumpkins!

djm

Whistlin'Dixie · Post by **Whistlin'Dixie** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:19 am

Kilroy was Here

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Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:23 am

djm wrote:
IB wrote:"Get inside me, Big Boy!"
A fruit fetishist! Hide the pumpkins!

djm

I don't do squash.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:43 am

Whistlin'Dixie wrote:Kilroy was Here

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SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:14 am

"You staring at me? Are you trying to take the pith?"

djm · Post by **djm** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:43 pm

One of my favourite lines from Father Ted: "Would you believe me own Da did that to me?"

djm

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:44 am

It is with some regret that I need to post an updated photo.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:57 pm

I don't know whether to gasp:

"Eviscerated!"

or

"Flayed!"