What is the difference between a duck?
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Re: What is the difference between a duck?
Why are you jealous of a few wee hours, Gonzo?gonzo914 wrote:I wasn't getting enough attention, so I started this poll.
Reasonable person
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Re: What is the difference between a duck?
Walden wrote:Why are you jealous of a few wee hours, Gonzo?gonzo914 wrote:I wasn't getting enough attention, so I started this poll.
Now, Walden! I'm sure he feels badly enough having confessed his angst in front of everyone. Is it our job to criticize him for being real?
No, I think not. He deserves our sympathies and . . . well . . . our attention. I think that's the only cure. Lots and lots of yummy attention!
A little woozling around the ears wouldn't hurt, either.
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Re: What is the difference between a duck?
Yes. He should be fake, like the rest of us.Lambchop wrote:Now, Walden! I'm sure he feels badly enough having confessed his angst in front of everyone. Is it our job to criticize him for being real?
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Well... at least to him... and he may have been iin a more... um ... receptive... state?WyoBadger wrote:I have a friend who, in his younger more foolish days, did a lot of drugs. He once told me that he could tell what a person was on by asking a question like that, only usually a lot more complex.jsluder wrote:Q: If you're rolling down a river and your wheels fall off, how many bananas does it take to build a dog house?
A: None. Pigs don't like ice cream.
The scary thing, he said, was people on LSD. They would come up with answers that made sense.
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A duck walks into a bar. (Stop me if you've heard this one.)
The duck walks up to the bartender and says "You got any bread?"
Bartender says "No. This is a bar, not a grocery."
Duck leaves but returns the next day.
"Got any bread?" he asks the bartender.
"I told you yesterday that we don't have any bread," says the bartender. "Beat it."
Duck leaves and again returns the next day.
"Got any bread?" he asks the bartender.
The bartender says, "I told you yesterday we don't have any bread. I told you the day before yesterday we don't have any bread. This is a bar, not a grocery. Now, get out."
Duck leaves and returns the next day.
"Got any bread?" he asks the bartender.
The bartender says, "I told you yesterday we don't have any bread. I told you the day before yesterday we don't have any bread. I told you the day before that we don't have any bread. This is a bar. Now, get out, and if you come in here and ask me that again, I will nail your tiny little bill to the bar."
Duck leaves and reurns the next day.
"What do you want?" says the bartender. "I told you to get out."
And the duck says "You got any nails?"
"No, I do not have any goddam nails," says the bartender.
"Well in that case," says the duck, "you got any bread?"
The duck walks up to the bartender and says "You got any bread?"
Bartender says "No. This is a bar, not a grocery."
Duck leaves but returns the next day.
"Got any bread?" he asks the bartender.
"I told you yesterday that we don't have any bread," says the bartender. "Beat it."
Duck leaves and again returns the next day.
"Got any bread?" he asks the bartender.
The bartender says, "I told you yesterday we don't have any bread. I told you the day before yesterday we don't have any bread. This is a bar, not a grocery. Now, get out."
Duck leaves and returns the next day.
"Got any bread?" he asks the bartender.
The bartender says, "I told you yesterday we don't have any bread. I told you the day before yesterday we don't have any bread. I told you the day before that we don't have any bread. This is a bar. Now, get out, and if you come in here and ask me that again, I will nail your tiny little bill to the bar."
Duck leaves and reurns the next day.
"What do you want?" says the bartender. "I told you to get out."
And the duck says "You got any nails?"
"No, I do not have any goddam nails," says the bartender.
"Well in that case," says the duck, "you got any bread?"
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And yellow fringe
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Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
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