Yeah. Pert people just can't understand ducks.Denny wrote:Of course...the neoperts are ducking the issue...and this is a trad website
What is the difference between a duck?
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Apparently it's been going on for quite awhile......Lambchop wrote:Can you eat these?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/10 ... index.html
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What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
edit- Well, Hunter, looks like you grandad told it to me.
One of its legs are both the same.
edit- Well, Hunter, looks like you grandad told it to me.
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I have a friend who, in his younger more foolish days, did a lot of drugs. He once told me that he could tell what a person was on by asking a question like that, only usually a lot more complex.jsluder wrote:Q: If you're rolling down a river and your wheels fall off, how many bananas does it take to build a dog house?
A: None. Pigs don't like ice cream.
The scary thing, he said, was people on LSD. They would come up with answers that made sense.
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The train rolled injkwest wrote:That actually depends on the train station...jsluder wrote:Then the color eight smells like that pile of duck droppings it just rolled in.I.D.10-t wrote: Eight is a white dog
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and pigs do like yummy crunchy coal (really)
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