What is the difference between a duck?

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:00 am

Denny wrote:Of course...the neoperts are ducking the issue...and this is a trad website

Yeah. Pert people just can't understand ducks.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:19 am

well, neither can the chickens

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:19 am

A miss is as good as a mile.
If you ducked, and it missed you, then the difference is a mile.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:36 am

The smell of the color eight.

T

crookedtune · Post by **crookedtune** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:59 pm

Lambchop wrote:Can you eat these?

Apparently it's been going on for quite awhile......

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/10 ... index.html

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:03 pm

WyoBadger wrote:The smell of the color eight.

T

Eight is a white dog
Sitting at a train station
Waiting for his friend

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:12 pm

I.D.10-t wrote:
WyoBadger wrote:The smell of the color eight.

T
Eight is a white dog
Sitting at a train station
Waiting for his friend

Then the color eight smells like that pile of duck droppings it just rolled in.

jkwest · Post by **jkwest** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:04 pm

jsluder wrote:
I.D.10-t wrote:
WyoBadger wrote:The smell of the color eight.

T
Eight is a white dog
Sitting at a train station
Waiting for his friend
Then the color eight smells like that pile of duck droppings it just rolled in.

That actually depends on the train station...

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:17 pm

Q: If you're rolling down a river and your wheels fall off, how many bananas does it take to build a dog house?

A: None. Pigs don't like ice cream.

Hunter · Post by **Hunter** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:17 pm

My grandfather always said, "What's the difference between a duck? One of his legs are exactly the same."

Laughed my butt off every time.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:20 pm

Hunter wrote:Laughed my butt off every time.

You should write a weight-loss book; you'd make a fortune...

"Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
"Not if you laugh hard enough."

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:46 pm

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

edit- Well, Hunter, looks like you grandad told it to me.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:10 pm

jsluder wrote:Q: If you're rolling down a river and your wheels fall off, how many bananas does it take to build a dog house?

A: None. Pigs don't like ice cream.

I have a friend who, in his younger more foolish days, did a lot of drugs. He once told me that he could tell what a person was on by asking a question like that, only usually a lot more complex.

The scary thing, he said, was people on LSD. They would come up with answers that made sense.

Tom

TheSpoonMan · Post by **TheSpoonMan** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:16 pm

avanutria wrote:No soap, radio!

Bingo!

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:08 pm

jkwest wrote:
jsluder wrote:
I.D.10-t wrote: Eight is a white dog
Sitting at a train station
Waiting for his friend
Then the color eight smells like that pile of duck droppings it just rolled in.
That actually depends on the train station...

The train rolled in

and pigs do like yummy crunchy coal

(really)