What is the difference between a duck?

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What is the difference between a duck?

12:00 midnight
1
3%
Broccoli
5
13%
Seven, counting the albino
9
24%
Viaduct
3
8%
Why not a chicken?
1
3%
The Aristocrats
2
5%
Scrotal Inflamation
11
29%
9W
1
3%
Do you have any bread?
4
11%
Larry Craig
1
3%
 
Total votes: 38

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What is the difference between a duck?

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I wasn't getting enough attention, so I started this poll.
Crazy for the blue white and red
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
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The correct answer is " One of his legs is both the same." But since that was not an option I voted for Seven...
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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
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geoduck. (pronounced gooey duck)

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Can you eat these?

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No soap, radio!
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It just lets you know what it shows you.
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gregdidge wrote:The correct answer is " One of his legs is both the same." But since that was not an option I voted for Seven...
Ditto, but I chose broccoli, because there's a town in NC called Duck.
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Post by I.D.10-t »

Lambchop wrote:Can you eat these?
Yes, they are considered a delicacy.
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I voted 42, because last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.
We had a terrible time trying to get the tusks out.
Of course, in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa.

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But did you subconsciously kill a turtle in the process? That's the real question.
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42. Duh.
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Post by Anstapa »

I think the turtle was in the trunk drunk but still showing some spunk until the chicken gave him a lickin via the duck.

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Post by jsluder »

This poll is just daffy. Gonzo should stick to his chickens and leave ducks to the experts.
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Post by Denny »

Of course...the neoperts are ducking the issue...and this is a trad website
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