Who Stole the Painting?

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Who Stole the Painting?

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from
the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole
the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur,
that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no
Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

I had De Gaulle to mention this here, because I figured I had
nothing Toulouse.

Is this an open invitation for all of you pun artists out there in cyberland?
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Well, I guess there's no time toulouse.

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And no time to Dali.

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You two should go jump off a bridge in Paris. This thread is in Seine.
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We are in deep de Nile.

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Had he broken into a military museum, he could have had a Warhol.
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Oh, and just now I recall the similar tale of a proctologist who attempted to heist a Picasso.
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Too Manet painter puns.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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Just wait till his mother finds out!

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jsluder wrote:Too Manet painter puns.
It's not so bad. Half of them are Feke.
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:swear:
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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I'm sure Alan can mount a witty reply.
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time to hit the Rodin go to Florida where we can swim with the Dauphins...
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Congratulations wrote::swear:
What was that you said? I couldn't quite hear you.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
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