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by Doug_Tipple » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:13 am
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from
the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole
the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur,
that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no
Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
I had De Gaulle to mention this here, because I figured I had
nothing Toulouse.
Is this an open invitation for all of you pun artists out there in cyberland?
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by djm » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:21 am
Well, I guess there's
no time toulouse .
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by djm » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:22 am
And no time to
Dali .
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by jsluder » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:57 am
You two should go jump off a bridge in Paris. This thread is in Seine.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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by djm » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:10 pm
We are in deep de
Nile.
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by Jeferson » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:41 pm
Had he broken into a military museum, he could have had a Warhol.
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by Jeferson » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:44 pm
Oh, and just now I recall the similar tale of a proctologist who attempted to heist a Picasso.
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by jsluder » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:52 pm
Too Manet painter puns.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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by djm » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:56 pm
Just wait till his mother finds out!
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by Jeferson » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:07 pm
jsluder wrote: Too Manet painter puns.
It's not so bad. Half of them are Feke.
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by Congratulations » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:43 pm
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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by Walden » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:17 pm
I'm sure Alan can mount a witty reply.
Reasonable person
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by Flogging Jason » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:58 pm
time to hit the Rodin go to Florida where we can swim with the Dauphins...
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by jsluder » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:57 am
Congratulations wrote:
What was that you said? I couldn't quite hear you.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."